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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 9, 2010.

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  1. famicom

    famicom Member

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    Great it's time for...

    A sexy party!
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  2. Hayesfan

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    From now on wrap it up so we don't have to explain the birds and the bees to you again.
     
  3. wikiwiki

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    Yeah, now stop being a dumb-ass and start paying attention in school and learn to read books so you stop living like a screw up and do something cool with your life.
     
  4. Outlier

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    I LEARNED MY LESSON... ALL THOSE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD. DANG. EVERY GUY HAS GONE THROUGH THIS RIGHT?
     
  5. Outlier

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    for your information i am a pretty smart individual, more mature than most of my peers and i read a LOT of books. my weakness is i'm just a tad hornier than other folks.
     
  6. macalu

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    being horny isn't an excuse to avoid using a contraceptive. and you're no hornier than the next guy. next time, use your smarts and put on a condom.
     
  7. wikiwiki

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    eh, I don't see it. Don't fool yourself please....
     
  8. Jontro

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    The relationship must be kinda awkward now after all this.
     
  9. mfastx

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    THANKS FOR THE UPDATE MAN. NOW I CAN REST EASY.
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Humanity is saved. No hyperbole.
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Pics or GTFO !

    DD
     
  12. finalsbound

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    i know the feeling. congrats.
     
  13. eric.81

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    Man... I had a rough night last night, so seeing the reappearance of this thread made my morning.

    My wife and I (who don't want kids) call that "The Monthy Confirmation that we will Remain Childless."
     
  14. arkoe

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    Says the guy who started a thread asking, "Where do babies come from?"
     
  15. Outlier

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    really? I asked that? Don't think so. :rolleyes:
     
  16. got em COACH

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    next time just do it in the butt. You can orgasm all you want from the inside and no babies will come out later on
     
  17. NJRocket

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    This s why dumbasses should be sterilized
     
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  18. DaDakota

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    Paging Moes !!!

    ;)

    DD
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    repped.
     
  20. Outlier

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    Yeah, because I fell into temptations all of a sudden I wouldn't make a good father. You know nothing about me douchebag. stop acting like you're all perfect and never made a mistake once in your life.
     

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