MAN... that's silly... how do you expect to remove GUNK off your hands with RED BLACK and YELLOW PLASTIC...??!!?? ... c'mon, guys... let's try to help him...
Dude, he was talking about the gasoline.......inside the red, black, and yellow plastic........ Errr.....*flips sarcasm switch on* Ahem, so.......tried nail polish remover?..........
Pumice stone, baby! Their site was dead on. Every chemical I tried did little or no damage to the gunk, but good ol' fashioned scrubbing with a pumice stone did the trick. It took about 30 per hand, and it was a little painful around the knuckles, but it was worth it. Only a few small spots left that I'm sure will fall off over the next day or so. Thanks for everyone's input. Time to go apply petrolium jelly...liberally.