That dog fits you to a T, MEOWGI. You need to keep that. Your wife wants a rabbit? WTF? Hahahahaha.... .
Shes a cute dog. If I didn't have two dogs already i'd take her. Props to you for taking care of her and attempting to find her a good home. The shelter will put the dog down based on breed, which is sad. Put out an ad on craigslist with the pic and see if someone wants her. Make sure it isn't some thug who just wants her for fighting purposed tho.
The rabbit belongs to her neice who keeps it at her dad's house. It doesn't get much attention at all. It is kind of sad. It's the same reason ended up with my turtle yaddle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibAjaV1DHAY And I just got back from the vet there is no chip. Along the way there was a big red ear slider turtle crossing El Dorado in the middle of the road. So I had to stop, grab it and throw it in the back of my truck. I then had two strange animals with me, but I stopped at the old golf course and let the turtle go in the ditch. But now I am just stuck with the dog. I can't keep her.
I'd like to see MR. MEOWGI be the new Crocodile Hunter of America...driving around in his truck looking for various animals. "Crikey!!! What do we have here? Where you going little fellow (to turtle)? He's hungry alright! Look at those huge snapping jaws! What a magnificent animal! I'm taking this one home so he won't become roadkill. (Pulls up into driveway) What's that on my front lawn? A tiger and some cubs! Where'd they come from? Their not moving...must be injured! (Tiger lunges at MEOWGI) He's not injured...just hungry! Come on...let's get you'll in my garage with all the other animals which happened upon my front lawn!"