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HELP DUKE WRITE a PERSANOL AD

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Jul 30, 2002.

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  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    OK DUKE is tired of the not dating thing!!! IT IS NO FUN to sit at home on Friday night EATING A BIG BAG of cheese and drinking SURELY TEMPLES> DUKE should be out WHINING AND DINING, like Jamds BOnds.

    SO DUKE is going to place a PERSONEL AD in the newspaper to make the women KNOW I AM HERE. But DUKE would never think of doing it without CONSLUTING his FRIENDS on the BBS.

    So HELP DUKE. Here is my first ROUHG DRAFT it was not so god

    title DUKE OF YOUR DREAMS

    HELLO LADIES YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN MAN MAN WELL STEP RIGHT UP AND LICK THE DUKE. LHUTZ ATTORNEY 35 MALE CHEST HAIR PORSCHE CAR BIG BIG BIG BANK ACCOUNT also nice guy will not hurt your feelings if you are a fat ass

    OK, DUKE KNOWS what you're are thinking. The MEN ON THIS BBS are thanking "Dam DUKE is so smooth I hope he does not steal my woman I better go chain her up in the baement to keep her safe from DUKE's LABEEDO" and the women are thinking "DUKE is so mystereous and sexy I wish he would BE MINE", well DUKE is flattered and interested so send email me pictures if you are CUTE .

    and female.
     
    #1 LHutz, Jul 30, 2002
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Be sure to include that no girls with messed up eyes need apply.
     
    #2 Rocketman95, Jul 30, 2002
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    That ad would go over great in "Auto Trader".:D
     
    #3 boomboom, Jul 30, 2002
  4. rockHEAD

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    The DUKE of Luvv!
     
    #4 rockHEAD, Jul 30, 2002
  5. drapg

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    persanol ad?
    personel ad?

    Duke should spend his friday nights with a dictionary!
    just kidding dude.

    ;)
     
    #5 drapg, Jul 30, 2002
  6. Sonny

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    #6 Sonny, Jul 30, 2002
  7. A-Train

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    Am I not hot?
     
    #7 A-Train, Jul 30, 2002
  8. Kim

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    Duke,

    What if your ex-wife (that ho!) replies to your ad? What will you do then?

    :)
     
    #8 Kim, Jul 30, 2002
  9. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Contributing Member

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    I see you registered in March. Have you had the pleasure of LHutz's acquaintance before?
     
    #9 JuanValdez, Jul 30, 2002
  10. BobFinn*

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    Duke, you should mention that you write poetry, in your ad. Chicks dig sensitive guys:D
     
    #10 BobFinn*, Jul 30, 2002
  11. Hydra

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    How about:

    THE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LOVE LOVE LOVE
    I am bi-languago and a god spellur. I am nice to animls I am not afeared of commitmunt. Just ask my ex wife (that ho). Do not call if you are frinedz with Bret. No Gnomes.
     
    #11 Hydra, Jul 30, 2002
  12. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Contributing Member
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    So Duke, YOU'RE the village idiot?
     
    #12 Ubiquitin, Jul 30, 2002
  13. HOOP-T

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    Just put this:

    "I am hung like a Yak."

    :p
     
    #13 HOOP-T, Jul 30, 2002
  14. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Duke,

    You kill me... !!!

    Great stuff as always.....


    DaDakota
     
    #14 DaDakota, Jul 30, 2002
  15. RocketMan Tex

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    Better not. In Duke-speak, that translates into "I'm young, like a hack".:D
     
    #15 RocketMan Tex, Jul 30, 2002
  16. HOOP-T

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    Ahh, I stand corrected.
     
    #16 HOOP-T, Jul 30, 2002
  17. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    dookie:

    i want you BAAAAAAAAD!!!
     
    #17 DiSeAsEd MoNkEy, Jul 30, 2002
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    Mrs Achebe and her femullet!!!!

    but what's with the spelling Duke... it's way toooo good!!!!
     
    #18 SmeggySmeg, Jul 30, 2002
  19. Moe

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    No way, Smeg. Achebe could never land a babe that cute unless he had...oh, wait. Someone did say he had some coin.
     
    #19 Moe, Jul 30, 2002
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    It's a monthly deduction from his credit card that makes it work
     
    #20 SmeggySmeg, Jul 30, 2002
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