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[Help] Asking a girl out

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Preston27, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Just ask her again tommorow, come onnnn...dont leave the bbs members hanging for 2-3 weeks. :D
     
  2. Mr. Brightside

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    I have my rally cap on as well. You struck out the first inning, but you still got 8 more innings to go! Good luck.
     
  3. Rule0001

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    Man I love this thread.
    I got my rally cap buddy!



    I'd say your next meeting will determine the fate of this relationship. I'd talk to her about the D&D and whatever else you've been talking with her and ignore the asking her out part for a bit. Then when she's on the routine of D&D...BOOM! Bust out with the hard stuff inside. She'll be used to see the offspeed pitches(D&D) and won't be able to handle your fastball(asking her out). This surprise fastball will def. blow it by her and will result in striking her out and guaranteing you a date with this young lady.

    PS
    Any sexual implications above were not even my intention. It's funny when you read over it.
     
  4. finalsbound

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    Nah, he struck out the first out of the first inning.

    He still has 26 more chances.

    As I told you before, hire some girl to make you look like you have a personal slut ho.

    Then, this girl will get jealous. Then, you're in.

    Trust me. I get jealous when a girl even LOOKS at moes. One time we were at Ross, and the cashier was smiling and giggling at Derek, and I had to take hold of myself so I didn't leap over the counter and tear her neck muscles apart like a bloody mass of cardboard. In short, girls get jealous easily. Still be nice, but let her know you aren't desperate. It will drive her crazy.

    Good luck.
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    Get her AOL name and then look in her info to see if she's got a guy in her life.







    :D
     
  6. MystikArkitect

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    Lmfao at whoever made the eye of Sauron comment.

    At least you had the balls to do it man so kudos to you. Hmm, probably is a pretty crappy response to get. There is no hmm probably...its a yes or no question lol. If you and some friends go see that dragon movie then invite her to go along with you. Hey a few friends are going if you wanna come with. She still says no, thats strike two and you may as well throw in the towel. But good luck to you, and hope all goes well with the girl. It's nice having a GF into the same stuff you are.
     
  7. Rocket River

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    Invite her to the comic book shop
    then ya'll can just exist together in silence as ya'll
    read comics

    Rocket River
     
  8. Rocket River

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    ONE MORE THING

    Get Scarce . .. Give her time to miss you

    Give her space. .. and act indifferent

    You too giddy
    Too Eager

    Rocket River
     
  9. percicles

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    Jesus man!!! She's into D&D, how much of slow pitch do you need. If she were a batting cage she would be the 50mph cage. ;) I want you to get mad and break that bat over your thigh just like Bo Jackson did with the Royals.

    That's what you need to be. Coz right know You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.... and you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" You're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Preston, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

    courtesy of Swingers
     
  10. warbirdzone

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    Hahaha.... this thread brings back memories of the ride ride
    thread for sure. :D
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Wow........ Coming from a girl, this is truly piss-poor advice.
     
  12. geeimsobored

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    WWND - What Would Nomar Do?

    Just remember that and you're guaranteed to be bumping uglies with this girl in no time.
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    She doesn't sound like your typical girl, and she could be the shy type that doesn't go out with people she's just met.

    If you have feelings for her that go beyond sex, then it doesn't hurt to spend more time without pushing the issue for now. From what you've said, you have great chances if you stay cool and confident.

    I'd be more direct if you ask her out again in the future with the who,what,when and where. It shows her that you're in control and that you have a plan. And if you miss, play it off and act as normal as you did before. Let her guess at what she's missing.
     
  14. Batman Jones

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    I don't think I could ever get truly full on Fatty advice. No matter how much he gives -- and he gives SO MUCH -- I always want more. The great thing about Fatty's advice is, if you follow it, you can be just like him. That just ****ing rules so hard I can't stand it.
     
  15. max14

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    hmmmm What happened after that ?
     
  16. Yonkers

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    Fatty's advice makes me feel like I have on +10 Armor. That is it makes me strong and hard. Excuse me while I go make my Eye of Sauron cry.
     
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  17. Mr. Brightside

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    have you thought about baking her a cake?
     
  18. univac hal

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    How many do you have?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  19. francis 4 prez

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    i didn't read all of this thread, but i just wanted to say ClutchCityReturns was friggin' hilarious on the first page. great stuff, especially that concrete statistic.


    and tough first encounter for preston. hope the next one works out with as much in common as y'all have.
     
  20. AggieDentist

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    ROFL. great ****.
     

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