Well, unless you live in Lubbock, or she failed out, your best bet is to keep it casual. I'm not saying don't date her. I'm saying don't invest your feelings into her. Long distance doesn't work.
Just make sure you don't get your thoughts and your words mixed up. Her: So, what race do you think is best for a paladin, an elf or a human? You: Well, it's interesting, because I want to f*** you so bad......... Her: What?!?!? You: Uhhh....
Of course it would be best if it DOES end well, and therefore I wish mister Preston the best of luck. Don't screw it up.
Nerd chicks. Where were they when I was young, maybe back in high school. Oh yeah, they were on the debate team with me. CRAP! Why didn't I try to sleep with them then??? They were actually pretty hot, looking back. I really regret not going for the geeky girl with the unicorn backpack. She dropped out of college to tour with the RenFest, and then she became a stripper. D'oh!
Uh P Money. Dude. Bro. Post pictures of her. Okay, Like Nomar. I think you kinda said it too last night. Take her somewhere fun, but You are one sorry unathletic no good piece of ****. It's true. You can't golf worth a damn. I don't know about Bowling. maybe you can. I don't know. Ask her to accompany you to lunch tommorow which is Friday. From there, I don't know. I will overnight mail you an earpiece so I can feed you lines and stuff. If you mention anything about High School Musical, you are sooo in man. I sweeaaatoGAWD.
No, I'll feed you lines. Don't trust Kam. Also, don't believe this bull**** about having to be a macho "alpha male." If you really do connect with her, she'll like you for who you are. I know you well enough to be sure that you aren't a macho guy who slaps b****es around left and right. You're a thoughtful and caring person, and let her see those traits reflected in your words and actions.
don't listen to her, that's what a girl would say... Seriously, be yourself...There are times to be the Alpha male, and this doesn't sound like one of the...But, make sure you ask her out soon and give updates...We like gossip...
I like slapping b****es around left and right. I slap guys around for looking at me, asking if they got problems. I kick guys ass for just breathing in the same room as me. That is a no no.
put off asking her out until the trailer for The Hobbit is released. We know what you have stronger feelings about.
