Hello all, I want to introduce myself to the board.

Since he is new here Di, why not show him the infamous picture of your in your disguise.

 

What up.

 

I wipe with my right hand btw.

 

Welcome, friend!

 

Welcome to the board texastiger22. Would you like me to introduce myself?

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

 

hispanic?

 

14/f/houston . . .

wanna chat????

 

I'd find another place then.

 

lol
yea, mlwoo don't take kindly to strangers around here.

 

Hey, what's up man! If you want to get in good with the other members post some pics of chicks.

Make sure they are a 10 though because we have high standards, and only have sex with supermodels.

 

All you need to know about me ...

 

Welcome. As you'll soon figure out, the GARM (Game actions roster moves) section of this forum is an absolute circus this time of year and many of us stay out of it all together. The Hangout (this section) is where all of the sane people post on every topic you can imagine. We're like a giant virtual family here, as you'll soon figure out if you hang out here long enough. In general this place is made up of really good people, and ocasionally we schedule meet ups to actually hang out outside of the internets. Treat people with respect, and it will be returned to you.

Welcome!

Oh, and stay out of Debate and Discussion. Unless you enjoy hitting yourself repeatedly over the head with a hammer.

 

Gayest thread ever.








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I . . . ...

can't . . lookk . . .

. . .awayyyy..

 

Don't listen to all these smartazzez...You're opinion counts here...

Now, just send me $20 and I'll be you're best friend and stand up for you in threads that you get bullied on...

 

Welcome! Please don't make stupid posts about trading our garbage for superstars on GARM and we can be friends

 

This is not a prison.

 

The name's Francis Soyer.

But everybody calls me Psycho.

Any of you guys call me Francis,
and I'll kill you.

And I don't like nobody
touching my stuff!

So just keep your meat hooks off.

If I catch any of you guys
in my stuff, I'll kill you.

Also, I don't like
nobody touching me.

Now, any of you homos... ...touch me, and I'll kill you.