nevermind. there was a long post here, once upon a time, that spoofed Green Eggs and Ham... But now it's gone like so much scat on the wind.
dude this is a rival highschool to the one i go to. hell, we played glenbrook north in baseball two weeks ago. holy crap. this hit close to home.
Some big corporation must build satellite equipment near-by.... or something. Big corporation is certainly to blame. And Bush.