Have you ever watched a p*rn movie from beginning to end?

lol, well it is p*rn. how do you keep it "clean" when discussing porno? honestly, I think so far its about as clean as it gets. Nobody is actually saying they're "holding their sausage hostage" but just mentioning how they watch p*rn.

 

I understand now " JuicyStream"

 

Taboo?!?!? My grandad porbably poped off to that one. Some of you are old.

 

This is probably not what a moderator would consider "as clean as it gets"

 

LOL...now that I think about it...I can't say that I have, in the popcorn eating sense.

But, you know, the tapes have played all the way through.

 

It is a classic, kind of like Star Wars. Now days I watch ones that don't have much in the way of a story(That is usually what you find for free on the interwebz).

 

Maybe you just don't talk about p*rn at all.

 

I watched a p*rn movie all the way through once, and then I learned how to masturbate and never again since then.

 

I think my record is 30 minutes. Plot, dialog, music. What's not to like?

 

eeek. Talking about pron is one thing, but posting a direct link in this thread! remove it!

 

Won't somebody PLEASE think of DaDa's children?????!!!!!!!!!

 

Dude what?

Thats just wrong.

 

Jesus.

You know what I meant.

 

I think he meant that as a strategy to make it through the movie. Think of something else.

 

I've been in a situation before where I went to somebody's house with a friend and they were all getting blazed and whatnot, me and my other friend who is a female were just kind of sitting there not doing much.

Then my female friend went to go check on our friend because he started puking his guts up after drinking too much tequila and it was just me sitting on a couch with some dude I'd met like an hour ago.

Then he's like "hey dude you gotta check this out" and he starts playing a porno. And it was not one of those attempts at a plot and dialog. The only dialog was "yes, uhhhh, oh my god yes" etc. It was definitely XXX, lots of penetration shots.

I just kind of sat there like "uh yeah thats some nice hardcore you got there, maybe if I knew you a little better this would be slightly less awkward"

 

I remember watching Behind the Green Door at a theatre on the campus of a major Houston university, back when it first came out. From beginning to end and with a date. That turned out to be a great night.

 

dude I would have bailed on that situation.

 

I was watching the bloopers to one and OMG it's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Ok so the girl was getting ready to give the dude a RJ and right when the action was about to start, the girl bends over and the guy lets one rip. LOL.

The girl spent like half an hour in the bathroom crying because she was so pissed.

HI-LA-RIOUS .

 

Of course I have! Plenty!

In fact, the best parts of Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio was the theme music in the opening and closing credits!

Deeeeep
inside Vanessa Del Riooooo
It's like a tacooooo
stuffed with meat and cheeeeese

Let's take a look
underneath her skirt
I'm sure we're gonna see some rugburns on her knees
Inside Vanessa Del Rioooooo

The movie was pretty terrible, but ya gotta see that one just for the theme music.

 

Love it.