The night of the fight with the "Terminator" and updawg sneaking across the border for no real reason other than just to say he snuck across the Rio Grande (right next to the border patrol area)? Actually updawg might not have had enough money to get back into the States that night -- doesn't it cost 20 cents or something? We didn't get arrested that night.
Actually, the funniest time I've been arrested (and, yes there have been several. But all have been Class "B" or lower) my friend and I decided to grab a beer at 3 a.m. So we went to our local Appletree (now Randall's) and decided to grab two Shiner Bocks a piece and take them to the employee bathroom upstairs. Now, whilst my friend thought we should just chug them and go, I had "a plan." I would sit on top of the toilet cover, and he would sit on the toilet seat. That way, if anyone came upstairs, it would appear that there was only one of us if he looked under the stall. Of course, when someone did walk up, he heard a lot of shusshing from us. So he called the cops. When he left the bathroom, we were so sure it had worked. Next thing we know, two cops bust into the bathroom, guns drawn, and tell us to get out of the stall (realize, this was Bellaire, and they really didn't have anything better to do.) So we're marched downstairs and asked what the cost of our crime was. The clerk says "67 cents a piece." So we're hauled down to Bellaire jail. Unfortunately for them, they put us both in the same cell with a full roll of toilet paper and a waistpaper basket roughly 5 feet away from the cell. So, naturally, we decided to play toilet wad basketball until the roll was emptied. Luckily, the morning officer knew who I was, and let me out the next day, as long as I paid the fine and swept and cleaned the floor (my friend had been bailed out while I was sleeping.) Ah, good times. FYI, that same guy I went into the pokey with is the same one who I told y'all keeps competitively screwing with my chicks, recently.
3 times The first time, I was 17. I borrowed my parents Nissan 200sx turbo and was speeding down Antoine going 106 mph to the sounds of Deep Purple's "Knockin at you back door" when to my surprise there was a policeman following me. When I stopped at 290, 7 cars surrounded me. They arrested me for evading arrest. Apparently, they had been following me for some time. The second time I was 21 and having fun in a jacuzzi with my wife and friends, when 2 cops showed up flashing their lights on us. One of them didn't like something I did and arrested me for PI. Locked my ass up with just a pair of wet shorts on. I finally got a blanket to cover up with an hour before I got out. The third time was a DWI. I thought I would be wise and refuse the breath test. That means a night in jail and your license gets suspended for 6 months. Fortunately, my attorney and I won the case. That is not a good thing to have on the record. I'm not a bad guy. I had a perfect explanation for all of them.
No. I didnt do ****. The guy asked if I lived there. I said no. He told me to leave along with a bunch of other people. I just thought he was telling everyone that..... I went to another buddies apartment in the same complex and it wasnt 15 minutes later he pulled up and saw me standing outside. I told him I didnt have a ride home - he told me I should have called a cab! WTF?
Calling a DUI non-violent is like calling shooting a loaded gun randomly with no intent to hurt anyone non-violent
There are studies that cell phone use while driving is worse than drunk driving. Is that also violent?
Cell Phone useage and eating while driving seem to be worse problems than drunk driving. Everyday on the road I see people driving erratically and when I pass them they are either on the phone or eating. People take for granted the danger they pose hurling a ton of metal down the road at 60 mph and not paying full attention to what they are doing.
My wife and her brother lived next door to Mr. MEOWGI so if you know him you probably know them. Luckily I've never spent the night in jail (knocks on wood). I did come close a couple times though. One year about 7 or 8 years ago a vendor gave me 2 tickets to the Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game in Dallas, so I called up a friend and we decided to road trip up from Houston to go to the game. We left my house in the montrose area early in the morning and were headed up 45N. I had rolled 8 joints and put them in an envelope labeled "for back pain" and then put that envelope in the seat cushion I got at Superbowl XXVIII when the Cowboys beat the bills. Also in that seat cushion were the 2 tickets for the game and my flask I used to smuggle booze into the stadium. As we were headed up 45 just before beltway 8 (greenspoint area) I got one of the joints out and we were just about to light it when we came over an overpass and there was a cop sitting on the side of the road and he pulled my friend for speeding. As we were being pulled over I asked my friend if he had any tickets or warrants and he said he didn't. My friend got out and I could see him talking with the cop behind the car. While that was happening I put the joint in the cargo pocket on the side of my shorts. Next thing I know my friend is up against the car, handcuffed. Apparently he DID have a warrant after all. After that the cop has his gun on me and orders me out of the car. He pats me down (didn't find the joint), handcuffs me and sets me on the ground and asked me if I knew there was a handgun in the glove box. I told him I didn't, which was the truth. Then he asked me if I knew my friend had a 1/4 ounce of weed in his pocket, which I didn't. As he searched the car he came across the seat cushion and asked whose it was. I told him it was mine and we were headed up to the football game and the tickets were inside the cushion. He unzipped it, took an envelope out, looked at the tickets and put them back in the cushion and zipped it back up. He asked me if I wanted to go to the greenspoint substation or downtown with my friend. I asked him what I was being arrested for and he told me I was free to go once he dropped me off at either place but I couldn't take my friends car it was being impounded. I decided it was closer to home downtown so I'd like to go there. The cop took my seat cushion and put it on his front seat and took us downtown. When he was unloading us he opened the seat cushion again and pulled out the tickets and asked his cop buddy who was helping if he wanted to go to the game today that I probably needed a ride. They just laughed and he put the tickets back and handed the seat cushion back to me and told me I was free to go. I used the pay phone to call my girlfriend (future wife) and then walked to her office a few blocks away and waited for her there. While I was waiting I sat on the curb and smoked the joint that was in my pocket and watched the squirrels play in the tree. I then went home, called our friends to get my buddy out of jail. Hopped a flight to dallas. Sold my extra ticket out side of the stadium, watched the cowboys win and then flew home that night. My friend spent all of Thanksgiving in jail and got out the next day. He said the turkey sandwich sucked.
Worse would be drunk, masturbating, and watching p*rn while driving. But I'm sure it's a lot of fun also.
