I clicked on this thread expressly for the MacBeth jokes. EDIT: The closest I got to a real fight was when I confronted a restaurant-owner for shorting my brother-in-law on his pay. He said we could step outside (right in front of his restaurant right before the dinner rush) and settle it. I said no thanks. Brother-in-law got paid in the end.
Ive been in a few but heres a more memorable one. So I was at this bar hanging out with a good friend of mine we will call him Ace and another friend of ours who we will call Frankie. He notices this pen laying on the bar so he asks the guy standing next to him if it was his pen. The guy says yeh thats my pen why? My friend says no its a nice pen that he didnt know whos it was he thought it might be his and you know its a nice pen he didnt want it to get lost. So the guy says well thank you why dont you take that effin pen and shove it up you you a$$ effin jagoff. I lost it ..I grabbed the pen out of my friends hand and proceeded to stab the guy in the neck repeatedly. He fell to the ground and began crying. So I says to my buddies... you hear a little girl, Frankie? Hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little effin girl? Then I says to the guy..what happened to the effin tough guy... that told my friend to stick it up his effin a$$? Stabbed him a few more times and got the hell outta there.
So it is your fault then I use to get into a lot of fights in High School. Some I lost and some I won. My mouth liked writing checks.
Alot of fights when I was younger which I won because I was big for my age. Around middle school, I got into alot of scuffles that didn't leave marks, and then I did get into a fight in the gym which I will admit to say I probably lost since my nose bled. I also was play slap boxing with this kid until he couldn't take it and got mad, dude just started hitting me for real. I just told him I wasn't playing anymore and left. 2 years ago at a night club, 8 guys followed me and my friend on the way out of the club. Apparently I got drunk and said somethings this guy didn't like while we were inside and all his boys wanted to jump us. He kept wanting to fight and I just walked away telling him to forget it and it's all good, this dragged out to the parking lot, no security in site. Luckily we were close to my car by this time so I popped my trunk and took out my glock 31 (357 sig) and showed it to them. Guys saw my peice and turned around HOWEVER, one continued on to say "you are lucky, we were gonna F*** you up good" Which they woudl have, 8 guys against 2. I know that's not a fist fight but it almost was one.
Hmmm... And yet you're usually so reluctant to fight?! (NSFW: language) Spoiler <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TBjvJpo-EM8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TBjvJpo-EM8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Careful, Nicky, they already have the hole dug for ya.
Wow for the MacBeth Copy in there Codell (If I am remembering correctly without pulling up that old body of a thread.)
If anything, you have been stalking me recently, coming into threads which you clearly did not even read and making snide comments that had nothing to do with the thread. Not that it bothers me much.
"Stalking?" Hardly. I've just been responding to the insane number of anti-Muslim threads you've started over the last month in the D&D. You're like a dog with a bone.
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