Corporate restaurants, especially crowded ones. The mall. Rich people's houses. Church. The Blue Oyster Bar.
This happened a couple of weeks ago: Browsing through a rack of crap, you hear "May I help you, sir?". You turn around and it's an ex-gf. I pointed at one of the manequins & said I was looking for something like that. "You want that in an extra-large, right?" B!tch.
I was going to let you post this, but if you hadn't by tonight, I would've done that for you. Oh, going to see Brokeback Mountain with my parents in-law. And my grandparents in-law. And my great-grandmother in-law.
If and when I do have random girls stay the night and I gotta hold in a **** from all the sh!tty beer. My bathroom is like 15 feet from my bed. Sidenote.... is it just me or is it hard trying to bone while holding in a crap too !
This is funny, I just was in a very uncomfortable situation. Saturday night my friend calls me up and wants me to go play pool with him and a couple of his coworkers. So he picked me up and went over to his coworkers house (never met this dude before.) We're sitting in his apartment. His girlfriend comes out, my friend is playing with the dog whatever, they're getting ready to leave. The dude's TV is on right? He's got Rules of Attraction in the DVD player and it's at the title screen. So we're sitting there and he just plays the movie. Kind of a raunchy flick, whatever I've seen it before nothing too weird. Enter the creepiness.... The guy says to me and my friend "Hey, check this part out, this is funny because the actor's girlfriend came and watched him do this scene." He then proceeds to show us this scene where two guys are like dry humping each other and then like start dirty dancing on a bed. It was horrible, utterly horrible. I felt sick. Me and my friend are thinking w...t....f?" We just sat there, me and my friend, the guy and his girlfriend watching this ****. Finally I cannot take it anymore, i'm through, this silence is just the most akward thing about this. I say "Yeah it's kind of cool we're watching this together I mean since I have no idea who you are and I just met you and now we're watching gay guys dance on beds together i mean thats cool, WAIT NO IT ISN'T WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" Needless to say the rest of the night was pretty boring and I still have disturbing images in my mind.
Trader_J, that made me laugh out loud. Seriously! (you're stereotyping out the kazoo, but it was a riot... no pun intended)
