Did anyone else read Nomar's post and think that this was the exact point he was trying to make? I took his post as sarcastic, Surfguy, and I think that he was in fact agreeing with most of what you just said.
Yeah, I guess that is a lousy use of sarcasm. His whole statement could be interpreted in different ways. His last statement could mean he's gay. Who cares? I've made my point...driving on weed is safe if done right .
marajuana = more times than I can count (I currently find weed to be boring at best) good LSD = 10+ times MDMA = 30+ times 2ct2 = 10+ times 2ct7 = 30+ times 2CI = 10+ times 5meoDIPT 10+ times DPT = 5+ times alpha methyl tryptamine = 10+ times mescaline = 5+ times PCP = 1 time cocaine = 25+ 8-balls (worst judgement I've ever had) I've also eaten several San Pedro Cactii and many doses of baby hawaiian rosewood seeds.
We could all use a little Rockets to get rid of our problems. (Don't exclude yourself if you don't use chemicals)
Wow! Nice to see one of my threads has gotten so much interest. Let me clarify a few things. 1) This was in NO way intended to be a big thread about morality, or whether or not drugs are harmful. This more of a "Let's see what skeletons you have in your closet" type thread, started more out of curiosity. Note, the title of the thread wasn't "have you ever had a relative permanently debilitated by someone who was driving a pick up truck under the influence of drugs" 2) The reason I said "beer and cigarettes don't count", is because beer and cigarettes are LEGAL. Even though beer and cigarettes are technically classified as drugs, they aren't socially regarded as drugs. When someone hears the word "drugs", they normally think illegal drugs first, and then everything else. Hell, caffeine is also a drug, but I doubt that anybody has seen imaginary spiders crawling up their leg after a hard caffeine trip.
Once I retire I will become the biggest dope smoking hippie the world has ever seen but as it stands now it's not worth losing my job over. As irony has it I may very well be unemployed soon anyway, through no fault of my own.
The unemployment isn't related to the recent explosion in your office's men's room, is it? J/K. Sorry to hear the bad news. But good luck with the hippie lettuce, and mix in some beano, will ya?
Hehe...why do you think I quit drinking soft drinks. After 10 cans of soft drinks in 1 hour, you see some strange things....like hands.....my hands....wow......cool. That's why I switched to water. Now my hands look a lot cooler....wow.
I just found this interesting, old thread, somewhat related to the legalizing pot issue. So, is a K-hole a good or bad thing? I've heard someone who has done K say that he liked slipping into a K-hole, but usually there is a negative connotation associated with it. My advice to anybody who is thinking about doing drugs is that if you are perfectly happy with your life without drugs, there is no need to experiment with them. If you are not and want to experience some unusual sensations that you otherwise wouldn' t know about, go ape-sh*t.
I tried most of the mayor drugs available: alcohol fags speed amphetamine coca LSD XTC hash, green marrocaine, black afghane, red libanese, ever hash oil and weed powder mushrooms GHB (liquid ecstasy) and some plants that made me silly but I never tried heroin. (will never touch it). If I can get some hits of an opium pipe I will take it, but then I'm finished. Generally I can say that all the above drugs are worth trying at least once. (personal opinion of course). But I just wanted myself to be prepared for all propaganda that I will be forced to stand against for the rest of my life. Pot makes this, LSD does that, bla bla bla........ I am still doing some pot, alcohol (yes sir) and cigarettes and sometimes comes summertime some mushrooms take my mind awayyyyyyy................ Anyway. I am 30 now and slowed down a bit (chicken) and am not the punk ass I am used to be. It becomes harder then ever to get in the morning with a binge drinking night behind. But some good clean rock'n'roll night with all the cliches is always refreshing. To clarify it is needed to say that I live in europe (switzerland) and here it almost legal to smoke and buy weed in stores and on the street. If you get chatched by some cops and you have, lets say 5 grams of weed, you will not get trouble at all. Also drinking and partying on the streets is not a big deal and cops tolerate it when not make noise as hell. I cannot tell what was the best experience I ever had on drugs, because there where too many. The worst physically wise was one night I went to a concert of a english extravaganza electronic band called Fila Brazilia in Zurich and we where too early at the spot. So we met the guys from the band and me and my buddy just came back from Amsterdam had some nice weed powder on us. They where desperately looking for something to puff so we made a deal to give them something and we could get in for free. Then inside we hung around with them after the concert passing joints around like crazy. There where some other guys involved which we did not know and then after I hit some of a new joint I almost started tumbling and felt really sick. I went outside the club (it was deepest winter) and was puking around like a navy graduation student. I felt so sick I would have killed me if I had a gun. I guess it was some heroin in this joint. So, this is it. have a nice day. take care.
Stoner game show: For $64,000, what were we just talking about? ehhhhhhh times up! I started drinking when I was real young. Gave that up. Smoked weed off and on for awhile, (I'm sure the statute of limitations has run out on that it's been so long.) Don't do that anymore either but not because its bad or anything, I just have better things to do than get stoned and lay around the house all day watching Beavis and Butthead. Dropped cid a time or two. That was cool but freaked me out when I heard it can collect in your spinal column (probably bools'it anyway). Would never touch anything harder in a million years. Like Dennis Leary said: Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show. "Agghhhh!!" I'm only kidding folks. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass. Ok folks? Kind of a personal guideline in my life. Somebody says, "You want some crack?" I say, "I was born with one, pal! I really don't need another one. Thank you very much! If I want the second crack, I'll give you a call, but for right now I'm sticking with the solo crackola, thank you!" God... crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!" That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and ****? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!" What was the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of twinkies, and going to sleep? Was that a problem? They say mar1juana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to ****ing carpentry. That's the problem, folks. People getting high going, "Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! *snort* This guy's head would make an excellent bong! *snort*" Relax! That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place. Not because I didn't like 'em, but because I didn't want to build anything, ok? I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the ****ing show! Claus Fambulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing **** ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big ****ing Q! I love that ****ing Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge ****ing Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!" I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death ****ing flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelieveable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any ****ing plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant ****ing Q! NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth ****ing step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry ****ing Christmas!" Drugs man. Capital D, drugs. I did my share. I did my share, and your share, and his share. I did a lot. I grew up in the seventies. That's when drugs were drugs, man. We did them all, god dammit! We did every ****ing drug there was to be had. We did them all! We did stuff that people don't even do anymore. Like Ludes. Remember Ludes? "Ludes, man. ****ing Ludes, man! Come on and pull up the Ludes, man! ****ing Ludes!" I think Ludes explained why we were wearing the giant flair bell bottom pants and the platform pants. What do you think!? I think it's the only possible explanation! There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothing that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid! Yeah, ok, yeah. People don't understand, man. Back in the early seventies, you couldn't buy anything except bell bottoms. There were no straight pants in the ****ing stores, ok? The only way you could be a cooler guy, was to get bigger bell bottoms. We used to sit around and get high and go, "Man, when I some money, I'm getting the biggest bell bottoms in history, man! They're gonna start at my neck and go twenty feet straight out, man! I'm gonna be surrounded by ninety feet of bell bottoms! Homeless people are going to be living under my pants, man! I'll have platform shoes. I'll be twenty feet tall." We did 'em all. Man, we even invented a couple of drugs back in the seventies. Yeah. Get this, Wippets. See, some people laugh, and the others need an explanation. Get this, ok? Some kid figured this out back in the seventies, and this kid should have been involved in the space program, ok? Some kid took the time and the imagination to go down to the supermarket and figure out if you take a whip cream can container and you press the nozzle on top, just enough before the whip cream comes out, some gas comes out, you snort the gas *snort*, you get high for five seconds. We didn't have MTV! We had the ****ing supermarket! That's what we had! We were down there everyday snorting whip cream and hamburger. We didn't care. Put some on your gums! We had to. We had to get over that bell bottom hump. We did it all. Cocaine? We started that. You're welcome! What a great drug that was. Yeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank. Is that possible please!? I'd like to make this face all night! I'd like to sit in the bathroom and talk to a complete ******* stranger for seven hours on end. Is that possible please!? With no penis and a nose bleed! Where do I sign up!? Take my penis away! That was the worst part about the coke, man, was being in that bathroom with that stranger at the end of the night. Wasn't it, huh? Talking about **** like solving the world's problems and the only reason you're in there is because he has the coke. That should have been a ****ing sign, don't ya think? I mean if Hitler had coke, there'd be Jews in the bathroom going, "I know you didn't do it. *snort* I like your mustache. *snort* ****ing Himmler. *snort*" Ok. Yeah. Mmm. We used to do eight balls. Oh those were fun, weren't they? Nothing like getting a bunch of coke! Right? That was usually, like, eight balls were usually like four guys on a Friday night. One guy at 8-o'clock goes, "Hey man. Let's get an eight ball! It'll last us all weekend!" Four hours later the same four guys, "Let's get another eight ball! *frantically* Let's get another one! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!"
God, Mulder, that was funny! I must be within a few years of you, a few older, maybe, since I never got into the platform shoes thing. Anyone here besides me go to Liberty Hall in H-town "back in the day" (in the parlance of our times)? Bruce Springsteen used to give these 3 hour shows and the place held maybe a couple of hundred. Man, it was Lude city! Hey, I even had a nice post in this thing... it's back there, somewhere. The mid to late '60's and early '70's are one of those periods, like the '20's, that'll be talked about, written about, etc., etc.- but if you didn't live through it, you'll never really get it. And maybe that's for the best. I much prefer those days to these. And thanks, cagey veteran, for bringing back the thread. It was fun to read again, except for a bump here and there.
