Excuse the CAPS, but I couldn't find these anywhere else and didn't feel like editing the whole thing. Below are some of Marilyn Manson's rules to cheating. I took a couple out that were NSFW. 2. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THEIR NAME IT DOESN'T COUNT. 3. IF YOU DON'T CALL THEM AFTERWARD IT DOESN'T COUNT. 5. IF YOU CUDDLE, YOU'RE CHEATING. 6. IF YOU ARE IN TIME ZONE THAT IS AHEAD OF THE TIME ZONE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS IN, USE THE FOLLOWING EQUATION TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE JUST CHEATED: LET X BE THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES AND LET Y BE THE NUMBER OF HOURS SINCE YOU SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. IF YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND X>Y, THEN YOU HAVEN'T CHEATED, BECAUSE IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET. IF Y>X, YOU CHEATED. 7. IF YOU ARE IN EUROPE, CANADA, SOUTH AMERICA OR JAPAN, YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE ISN'T VALID. SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ANYONE YOU WANT. 10. IF IT WAS PART OF A PUBLIC PERFORMANCE, IT DOESN'T COUNT. 11. IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO HELP YOUR CAREER, IT DOESN'T COUNT. BUT IF SHE THINKS YOU CAN HELP HER CAREER, THEN YOU'RE CHEATING. 12. IF YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF A GIRL THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH, THEN YOU CHEATED BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT MORE THAN THE PERSON WHO CHEATED. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, THIS JUST MAKES YOU DESPERATE AND COUNTS AS ONE CHEAT AGAINST YOUR FUTURE GIRLFRIEND. 13. IF IT'S SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY, IT DOESN'T COUNT (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN) 14. IF THE GIRL HAS A TATTOO WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, THEN IT'S JUST COMMON COURTESY. 16. IF SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT'S NOT CHEATING - OR IF THE FIRST LETTER OF HER NAME IS THE SAME. IF NEITHER OF THESE APPLY, SPRITZ HER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FAVORITE SCENT BEFORE AND YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 17. IF YOU TELL THEM YOU RESPECT THEM IN THE MORNING AND MEAN IT, YOU'RE GAY.
Was it this one? What a scumbag skank: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U6atR3M5Iag"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U6atR3M5Iag" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> I like how the husband is consoling his wife at the end. I would be kicking that chick to the curb.
OMG and the dumb b**** lost it all on self-delusional vanity!!! it would be one thing if she was $200k richer and a ho, but wow... i'm with you.
Wink2Moochie: Ive never cheated on my wife! I LOVE HER! Maury Povich: The lie detector says...THATS A LIE.. ...50 times with 6 different women. *woman goes crying into the green room* I love that show.
never cheated on my wife in the 10 years we've been together. However, I cheated on a girlfriend of 8 months when I met my wife.
no, it's not. it's the greatest rush you can ever get. especially if you can do it within the hour and don't even wash in between.
Is it cheating when you have a "special" friend for 6yrs now .... and still have "visit" at "certain" times. I'm with this girl for 4months but is long distance.
http://www.tvlinkspal.com/Shows/The-Moment-of-Truth/Episode5.htm that full episode of moment of truth that people are talking about on here
women cheat more than men. Never cheated but i found out Friday that my girlfriend of 4 1/2 was cheating on me. That stuff hurts. I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.
Wow 4.5 years?? that's like marriage territory. Sorry to hear that bro. Look at the bright side... the Rockets are on a 15 game streak, and most likely a 16 after the Pacers game. Hopefully that will cheer you up.
Cheating is a fun way to release some stress. Once its over you can go back to the girl you really care for. As long as the one you're cheating with knows what is up, what your significant other doesn't know won't hurt her. If you start to care for the other one, then bad stuff can happen.
I always did: down, R, up, L, Y, B. I will paypal someone a dollar if they tell me what game that is from.
