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Have you ever been caught having sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2013.

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Have you ever been caught having sex?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  3. Ye--no... no... yes... wait, I don't know what sex means! / My name is 713

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  4. HEY! I ordered a cheeseburger!

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  1. bobloblaw

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    Never in the act but my friend found out recently that I boned his girlfriend.
     
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  2. Hmm

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    Never been caught... I've never been a part of a "close" family... It was basically just me and my mother... and I've been living on my own ( no male roommates etc.) since I was 22... and when I did have someone to worry about, she'd have her own place...

    I've also always thought idea of having sex parked at a public place, especially a gas station... or a public bathroom to be off putting... I've said no to this, however difficult it may've been considering her endowments(physical and otherwise)... but, I've had sex outside, camping (in a tent), in a car, or otherwise, that isn't overly public quite a few times.. and without ever being caught...

    Obviously, I have no children... so I'm good there...
     
  3. Deckard

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    Back during the Dark Ages, when I was single, I had sex with a chick in the same room as one or two other couples (on more than one occasion, actually). Now, it was more or less dark (OK, not really dark, but only a couple of candles... maybe "Dark Ages" wasn't the right way to put it), and it wasn't that difficult to see the other couples when I briefly came up for air. I don't doubt that the other folks got at least as good a look at us as we did of them. Does that count as "caught?"

    After further thought, no. It obviously doesn't. Nevermind.
     
  4. basso

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    no, remarkably, and have on occasion "performed" in some very public places- a beach at 5 in the afternoon, in the balcony of a very well known opera house...

    ...during an on stage rehearsal.

    all w/ my wife.
     
  5. primtim24

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    Were you introduced to her a couple of days ago? I think I've heard this story before....
     
  6. rox1

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    Couple of stories...

    I was out in the parking lot of a bar in Katy about 3ish am, getting it on with this chick. When the local Sheriff stopped by, he started flashing and yelling a good 30 feet away. He new what was going on but he took his sweet time to get to the car, he just told us if we were ok to drive home and told us to leave. Cool dude!

    Another time was dropping off the gf late at night at her mom's house and we got it on in the car. Mom came out and started screaming at me in Spanish, she was so pissed. I drove off so quick almost ran over her mom's feet.

    This didn't happen to me but is definitely funny.. .Senior year in HS had a buddy who was dating this Junior ( Him 17 years, her 16) Anyways, apparently they were getting it on in a park when they got caught by Sheriff A. So, Sheriff A calls for back-up and Sheriff B. shows up. Well turns out Sheriff B. was the girls father....

    Yup, you should definitely evacuate Katy now!!:cool::cool:
     
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  7. bobloblaw

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    I've actually known her for awhile.

    We only dated for about 2 months before I let my other friend take his turn.
     
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  8. noize

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    Was with my ex doing the dirty in my bedroom on a Sunday morning when my dad opened the door. He just said "hoooo....." then closed the door. Her leg was up in the air while I was on top. Not sure who was more embarassed, me or my dad. Main point of this story, never assumed that no one is home when you get up in the morning for sex.
     
  9. bobmarley

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    You're supposed to put a tie on your door so your dad knows you are having the sex.
     
  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    This past weekend, the GF and I took a small trip down to Austin.

    She pretty much gave me a BJ both the times to and fro while I was driving. I am pretty sure the other cars / passengers saw what was going on as it wasn't exactly a free road.
     
  11. dragician

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  12. tomato

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    These stories are familiar, I've seen almost all of you. I love that you make it work despite all of your shortcomings. Proud to be a Clutchian.
     
  13. DonkeyMagic

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    Were they friends?
     
  14. ScolaIsBallin

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    done it in a movie theater, galleria dressing room, a bunch of parking lots, and parks but never got caught somehow lol
     
  15. cheke64

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    Was it longer than a movie preview?
     
  16. TheMystery008

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    Was it two years ago?
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    Have at least nine months passed since your last time? :confused:
     
  18. Hmm

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    It's been a couple of days since my last time... and I haven't had a "close call" but once, many years ago when I was younger and less apt at refusing sex... no matter how unprepared (protection wise) I was... Even still, I did try to interrupt the moment, but it was under very unique circumstances and the girl simply couldn't wait...

    Believe me, I'm quite diligent when it comes to making sure there's slim to no chance that I conceive any children.... I really don't care to have a family right now...
     
  19. no_answer

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    What has clutchfans become? tsk tsk tsk.
     

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