If he starts getting a lot of steals, we can call him looter head and have pictures of the new orleans looter guy posted on every game thread.
I heard this on here from somewhere and I'm not sure if it ever caught on. I think it's without a doubt the best nickname for him: Headline. Or Headlines. Or Headliner. Whatever you want. You avoid the "head" jokes that some people on here seem very opposed to (for what reason I still don't understand), as well as giving a nickname that can appear in the papers the next day. Use it. Use it often.
I like this one. Head is a former Illini, so Headline kind of blend his name, where he's from, and the word itself together.