You should string up dead yellowjackets and place them strategically on your clothing. That will scare away any future offenders.
Or put bees in dogs mouths... I had an itchy sensation on my back when I was outside feeding my dog. Instinctively, I grabbed whatever the heck it was and threw it. It turned out to be a beetle.
Throw the snipers naked into a plexiglass container full of angry wasps, hornets, and scorpions. See how much they can take...
i've heard it said that if you encircle a scorpion in a ring of fire (like a flaming thread or something) it will sting itself to death....i think bevis and i will give it a try after school!
FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE! Heh-heh, heh-heh - MTV said I can't say fire anymore.
Fun with stinging insects: Freeze a Bee (i don't think a wasp will work) and tie a string to her before she comes back to life. BTW-Don't freeze it to long or well obviously it will die. Its the funniest thing you will see that day, maybe even two. The video C2Y2k jackass/ skatevideo was the inspiration, completely dry soda cans with syrup on the lid work well as traps. Happy hunting