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Has this ever happened to anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by subtomic, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    That's what I thought.
     
  2. swt939

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    i must admit that this has been one of the more entertaining topics lately.

    good work everyone.
     
  3. Nomar

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    You should string up dead yellowjackets and place them strategically on your clothing. That will scare away any future offenders.
     
  4. HOOP-T

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    Hmm, I'll be damned.
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    Or put bees in dogs mouths...

    I had an itchy sensation on my back when I was outside feeding my dog. Instinctively, I grabbed whatever the heck it was and threw it. It turned out to be a beetle.
     
  6. Falcons Talon

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    Throw the snipers naked into a plexiglass container full of angry wasps, hornets, and scorpions. See how much they can take...
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I just tried this and I scared all mammals (including people) away also! Thanks a lot, Nomar! :(
     
  8. MadMax

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    i've heard it said that if you encircle a scorpion in a ring of fire (like a flaming thread or something) it will sting itself to death....i think bevis and i will give it a try after school!
     
  9. subtomic

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    FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!

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    Heh-heh, heh-heh - MTV said I can't say fire anymore.
     
  10. RocketsPimp

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    Bees, Brian Fellow, now Beavis & Butthead. I'm sensing a theme here among you weirdos.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    Fun with stinging insects:
    Freeze a Bee (i don't think a wasp will work) and tie a string to her before she comes back to life. BTW-Don't freeze it to long or well obviously it will die. Its the funniest thing you will see that day, maybe even two. The video C2Y2k jackass/ skatevideo was the inspiration, completely dry soda cans with syrup on the lid work well as traps. Happy hunting ;)
     

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