Has anyone here ever had a completely random hook-up?

I've randomly hooked up with myself. Ya know? Ya know?

 

I would say a good 4-5 times for me lifetime but no sexual intercourse was involved ever.... Im not that stupid.....

Ahhhh the good old days of hooking up in college......

 

If the little voice in the back of my head hadn't been saying, "You will seriously regret this", I would have had one last night.

I worry about STDs, and since I didn't have any condoms, I settled for a phone number and blue balls.

Drew, I know what you mean. I'm the type where these things pretty much have to be dropped into my lap for me to figure out what's going on. Post-college, it doesn't seem to happen that way very often.

 

I have experienced the Q-tip event before, and let me tell you - it is an awful feeling. Plus pissing burned like fire the next couple of times. The other parts of the examination were not as painful, but certainly not pleasant.

 

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just hearing about that makes me glad I passed up the few opportunities that I had. I know what you are saying about having things dropped in your lap, BK.

The funny thing is, growing up you dream about having hot chicks throw themselves at you. It's ironic that when it happens, they don't look nearly so attractive. This is some of my history of it:

1. The first time was my first night at university: two cute blond high school (seniors? no idea now) were throwing themselves at me. I would have loved to have been in that situation even 4 months prior to that, but somehow I turned it down and even gave them the wrong phone number. Yes, I have kicked myself over the years about this one off and on, but I guess I'm ok with passing it up...and No, I don't think they would have gone for a 3p.

2. A girl from my dorm started dancing the lambada with me at a party. I didn't really think much of it at the time...I thought we were just dancing. The next week she did the same thing with a friend and then they hooked up later. I was like...ohhhhh, I get it! DOH!

3. I was in a bar in Japan where foreigners hung out sometimes. This was my first time there, and this Japanese chick started talking to me. She was buying me drinks, champagne, etc all night long and then when the bar closed around 5, we got a taxi and she said she'd take me down to the train station. Well, she told the taxi to stop and we got out on this street. The next thing I knew, she was trying to pull me into this love hotel. I had to caddy that morning, so I disentangled myself and somehow got to the train station.

I guess in the end, I've been consoling myself for not taking up these opportunities by thinking: If she was willing to go for me so easily, how many other people has she been with and what the heck was she carrying? It also gives me warm fuzzies when I think that I didn't have to worry about giving something to my wife. (No, I wasn't married when these things happened!)

 

Fortunately, every time it happened for me was before I was married (16 years ago) so HIV was not a factor. But yes, it does happen. Once I was on a dance floor at a club with a plutonic friend of mine when a girl dancing nearby reached over and began rubbing my chest hair showing out the top of my shirt. That's all it took. We were in bed together less than 30 minutes later.


As for two girls at once...I had three once. YES!!!!!

 

I bartended for over 7 years, most in a college town....NUFF SAID !!



DaDakota

 

ok Refman, you've really messed me up.

I can't get the idea of the "q-tip examination" out of my head. while running this morning, i kept randomly cringing at the thought... i'm sure cars passing by were wondering if i was having a seizure!

then while watching the Michigan game, i squirm on my couch every now and then. almost as bad as the "curbing" scene from American History X. I randomly cringe whenever i think of that scene too!

 

Don't call it a Q-Tip.....it is much more then that.

I think "Penis bludgeoning stick" is more appropriate.


DD

 

Just to clarify a bit, the q-tip does not go ALL the way in, just about the length of the cotton part on the end into the pee-hole, but that's far enough to bring the pain. Plus it makes you "unfunctionable" for like the next two weeks just thinking about it.

 

Dude...I didn't mean to mess you up. Sorry about that. Just put a cold compress on it.

 

How about </b>Urethrarooter</b>!

 

oh you people are cruel.

why did i wander back in here? woe is me.