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Has anyone ever witnessed an actual Jackie Chan-type fight?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Jan 5, 2007.

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  1. Outlier

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    Just curious. Anyone ever seen a kung fu guy beat the hell out of people by using objects and kicking arse? Or Jet Li style?
     
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    That's what fight coordinators are for...

    Besides, when you're learning martial arts, don't they always tell you NOT to use it?
     
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    No. But you could start a fight by picking on black belts and see what they can do to you. :p
     
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    Or you could start a thread about a fight... and then disappear for a few weeks leaving the BBS to speculate on the ultimate outcome.

    :)
     
  5. Harrisment

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    Ahh....I loved that thread!
     
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    Yes, I saw a scrawny 18 year old friend of mine annihilate 4 rather large, slow football players who showed up to keep him from beating some guys ass who was screwing his girlfriend. (that dude ran lol)


    I tried to tell him that everyone was screwing his girlfriend but I don't think that helped the situation. Ah well... As for the fight, my friend was a blur, and no one touched him.
     
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    what martial art did he study out of curiousity?
     
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    I sense a MacBeth reference.
     
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    Yes and no:

    I knew a Korean dude in high school who popped someone in the chin with a jumping roundhouse kick (or whatever you call it). All he really did was clip the guys chin, but it was such a blur and took the other guy by such complete surprise, that the dude fell on his ass.

    The best part is that clipping his chin was intentional, and had the desired affect. The even best-er part was what my buddy did afterward: He stood over the guy, wagged his finger Mutombo style, and said [Korean Accent]"Don't f*ck with me."[/Korean Accent].

    It was awesome.

    True story, too.
     
  10. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    No but my friend who is a golden glove boxer beat up 3 guys who jumped him and my old martial arts instructer would knock the crap out of guys bigger than him but those fights usually last only one or two punches. If you ever seen a fight with a guy that actually knew how to fight, they don't usually last long.
     
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    Yeah, i do it all the time.
     
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    I did. This one guy went up to Sam Fisher after he posted in a thread about an idiotic site claiming one of the NJ Nets was gay. The guy had a prejudice against homosexuals, and after he was called on it, he challenged everyone to a fight.

    Sam Fisher used sleeping lotus blossom technique to remove the man's y chromosome and then put him to sleep with Chi-Na thumb hold.
     
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    WTF IS THIS? THIS IS SOME OF THE RIDICULOUS FIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
     
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    I need to mention that the guy on the black short are not a Kung Fu guy, the type he's using are either Thai Kicking or Tai Kwon Do, so don't be fool by that video.

    For anyone to actually see what Kung Fu or martial art is real like, you have to go to Shaolin Temple in China, one trained Monk could easierly take down some claimed whatever...
     
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