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Harden is so ugly

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by iNoseBleedRed, Jan 14, 2021.

  1. malakas

    malakas Member

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    His beard is fine. But his hair is ugly AF. His previous haircut suit him well and was sexy now it looks like a hobo or smth.

    There are certainly other nba players who are uglier than him, he is somewhere in the middle.
    It's not a league with handsome players thats for sure.
    The least they could do to improve the sexiness of the NBA is to have them wear short shorts but no!:rolleyes:
    We have to watch ugly uniforms in long shorts.

    Good luck Silver trying to attract more women fans with that crap.
     
  2. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Contributing Member
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    Smells like Wendy’s Baconator.
     
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  3. Downtown Sniper

    Downtown Sniper Contributing Member

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    Fanbois.

    Actually just adults.

    We get it fella. You've got a personal vendetta against Harden because you invest too much of your emotion into something you will never control.

    If you learn something from this, please let it be to just take a step away from the keyboard and breath. Just, breath. That blood pressure of yours will be much better for it. So will Clutchfans.
     
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  4. Trader_Jorge

    Trader_Jorge King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    This thread is yearning for a man with amazing hair to share his opinion. Harden's beard is too bushy, looks unkempt, and prevents a mask from forming a proper seal over his mouth, thereby creating a dangerous COVID hazard to the public at large. Harden has a chubby face, which SCREAMS OUT for a taller hairstyle with shaved sides, which has a slimming effect and elongates the face with elegance. Instead, he has flat dreds that make him look like homeless Kimbo Slice (rest in power, King) after a particularly gluttonous holiday season.
     
  5. Highlyrated

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    Wow
     
  6. Highlyrated

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    Lmaooooo
     
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  7. conquistador#11

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    Khloe would not dig this Harden.
     
  8. YallMean

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    Yeah, as ugly as the ex(es)
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. napalm06

    napalm06 Fertitta-McNair School of Management
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    Yo momma so ugly that John Wall wouldn't buy her Chick Fil A
     
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  11. riko

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    What a fukin idiot
     
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  13. DatRocketFan

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    There's a reason y some posters on post to like ratio is hot garbage. These posters aren't decent human and the garbage they post aren't well liked. Of course there are exceptions to my statement.

    Who the fk cares about looks in a talent based game.
     
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    What’s funny is that harden is in better shape than any poster on ClutchFans right now. He might be out of shape in nba terms, but would still destroy any of us in any athletic competition

    I have no problem with the way harden looks(no homo). As a big believer in being anti-tattoos. I respect harden for not covering his body in ugly ink. Unless you like John wall who literally looks like an art painting with how tatted up he is
     
  15. napalm06

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    O no, we whippin out the post-to-likes ratio in here. It's about to go down
     
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  16. riko

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    Actually I’m probably in better shape then him I but I digress . What does someone looks got anything to do with anything. Love to see the OP post a picture of himself. Common Adonis, let’s see what you look like
     
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  17. Rocket River

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    lmao

    How did I miss this thread.


    Rocket River
     
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  18. Roomba

    Roomba Dude, 别他妈急

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    Same..I feel like I was late to the party.

    But what an entertaining party it was.
     
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  19. deb4rockets

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    Gross. Disagree there. Then again, all bushy beards gross me out.
     
  20. coachbadlee

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    You were one of the lucky ones.
     
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