Post Thanksgiving thought. A few friends were posting about how turkeys are really dinosaurs https://www.snexplores.org/article/lets-learn-about-why-turkeys-are-dinosaurs Wouldn’t that mean then that dinosaurs tasted like poultry?
Well, it's better than the one I was going to post. Amazing what kind of screen magic you can perform with a dead turkey, huh?
I mean, yeah, birds descended from dinosaurs, but does that literally make them dinosaurs? Sounds weird. When chickens get started as an embryo, you can see bumps growing where teeth should be. They still have the ability to grow them, but the gene isn't unlocked. Thankfully - I don't want to imagine 50 chickens getting pissed and armed with teeth. i think they're supposed to be descended from alligators and the "pre-teeth" look like alligator teeth or something - I forget. But more importantly, does alligator taste like chicken? People say so, but I've never noticed that - especially when it's overcooked.
