Happy St. Patrick's Day, y'all. I have a love-hate thing with drinking holidays. Love em for the drinking, hate em for the tourists. Luckily the best bar I've found here in ABQ is two blocks from my apartment so I won't have to deal with the drunk drivers. This thread reminded me of the following lyric by middlefinger, one of the best Texas bands ever: I don't wanna kiss your ring, I don't wanna kiss your ring I don't wanna kiss your ring, I don't wanna kiss your ring I don't wanna kiss your Blarney Stone I don't wanna pass your kidney stone I don't wanna leave you all alone With my porno and my methadone
Who was St. Patrick? (no, he did not rid Ireland of snakes) http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/stpatricksday/whowas/
HAYJON: Drunk and posting at midnight (adjusting for east coast time) on St. Patrick's Day? Midnight? You don't understand this holiday. Try again next year. Fatty: First off, you're not fat. Second, you'll never make ignore list champion by posting once a month and also not posting anything controversial when you do post once a month. Third, why would anyone look for you? The YOF's are just waking up and the rest of us just got home. If you wanna be famous, you gotta make a noise.
Ouch...nothing like waking up at 6:30 am and still feeling as intoxicated as I was last night. I have a strong feeling this is going to be a work from home day.
