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Happy birthday Fatty!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Feb 20, 2006.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    FYI, we're doing my bday at this place called 1820 this friday. Anyone is welcome provided they buy me a drink! :p

    Seriously, though. This is the best bar idea i've heard in a long time. Basically this bar shared a wall with this old school video game refurbishing place. So they decided that the last Friday of every month, they'd open up the video game section.

    Seriously. Drinking, dig dug, track and field, punch out, excitebike, dragon's lair....

    One of the few birthdays that i'm proud of my idea.
     
  2. Wangdoodle

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    Where is 1820?
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Hmmm.. I don't know exactly. And I just looked it up. email me, and I'll let you know where we're meeting beforehand.

    When I get better directions tomorrow, I'll post it. Too late to bug people.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    And the myspace shenannigans continue. I'm about to get picked up (yes, I still refuse to drink and drive unless absolutely necessary) by some girl I met on there. She's in town for the week and decided to pick me up. We'll see how it goes.
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    And as all shennanigans go, it went badly..

    She picked me up and we went to this place in the heights. Then back to my place. then nonsense talking whatnots until 5. then i forget my keys after I walk her to her car..

    I'm the poster child for marriage.

    (I wish I had a MacBeth story for y'all. I really do.)
     
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  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    To this, Fatty (AKA-a moron) screwed up yet again tonight.

    Basically, a "5" called me at 1:00 a.m. Normally, I could care less, but fatty had been playing yahtzee at his parents, and drinking. Needless to say, I wasn't in the best frame of mind. So I chose to join her. I'm not going to go into great detail, other than it was a sucky night. And here I am explaining it on a bbs board at 6 in the morning.
    believe me. It was that sucky.



    Luckily, at 35, it ain't a big deal.
     
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  7. univac hal

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    ^ Four consecutive posts by one poster in one thread, is that some kind of record?

    Sishir - if you ever disclose my real name, it will be the last time your fingers touch a keyboard :mad: ;) :D
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Sorry. Didn't even realize that. I really don't try to w**** myself out, though I know a few think I do.

    I just thought I'd update my crapy eve.
     
  9. univac hal

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    Nah, didn't mean anything by it.. just something that stood out when I read through. And I'm really wondering what the record is :)
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    The part that truly irritates me is what in the f*** is the point in hanging around a guys place until 5 in the morning, and then bailing.

    This has become a personal problem. As jinxed as I may be, I'm not closing the deal these days.
     
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    See....even with all of your "shenanigans", you are still, deep down, a righteous wise and mature human being. I stopped it as well about 5 years ago. Now, if I am to drink heavily, I do it in my own home. When I go out now, I am very strict on myself if I am driving.

    Bravo to you Fatty. And, be patient....you will have a MacBeth story for us in the very near future. I can feel it! :)
     
  12. astrorockette

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    It's okay babes! We've all done things (or people) in a drunken stupor at 1 in the morning that we regret.
     
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    Atta boy!
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    Maybe she just wanted to get to know you better before doing anything else.
     
  15. Sishir Chang

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    Is posting on CF.net something that will get you fined in Singapore? It wouldn't surprise me if Lee Kuan Yew is a Lakers fan. ;)

    Since the subject of MacBethian stories has come up. That girl from Sri Lanka emailed me again. I'm trying to figure out how many frequent flyer miles it will take to get to Sri Lanka now.
     
  16. univac hal

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    He strikes me as a Celtics guy actually :D

    And wait a minute, I thought the girl was Surinamese? Or is this another chick?
     
  17. astrorockette

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    Man Law# 253 clearly states:

    Any call after midnight but before 6 am by a member of the opposite sex (non related to you) is clearly a booty call. If she doesn't give it up within 20 minutes of arrival, then kick her out. If you're at her place, leave.

    Furthermore, if said situation occurs where you don't hit it, refuse to take anymore calls from the previous offender that are received after midnight.
     
  18. Uprising

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    LOL happy bday. I thought someone had hacked my account since there was a post on 2/20 saying happy bday with Peter Griffin licking his boob.

    Then I saw it was from '06.
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    Fatty, why does a college-age woman know more about women than you?

    ;) :eek: :D
     
  20. astrorockette

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    Cuz I'm a woman. But thats just basic knowledge in college. Maybe he's been gone too long.
     

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