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Happy Birthday Britney Spears

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by North Star, Dec 2, 2002.

  1. drapg

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    maybe its just me, but that is NOT a flattering picture and definitely doesn't make me think highly of Portman's looks.

    she's pale and bony. that's pretty nasty in my book.
     
  2. gs1998

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    It's not mine either, I just thought it would be a little appealing... I just picked that one up really quick.

    Seriously, she's absolutely beautiful, and I'm not just talking about sexuality.
     
  3. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Did someone say "Olsen twins?????" Sweet! Another chance to display my crappy-ass paparazzi skills!

    The Olsen twins, captured by yours truly, at LAX, using "Solid Snake" stealth mode. Sure, you can't see their faces, but it's them. C'mon... Would I lie? (Why else would I take random photos of people in an airport baggage claim? Sure, I'm demented... but not that demented... :D )

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    I have since taken basic photography classes in the "rockHEAD School of Professional Stalking."

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    As for the topic at hand, I'd much rather have Britney's arch-nemesis:

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    WARNING! ACHTUNG! PHOTO MAY CAUSE IRRATIONAL COMMENTARY ABOUT XXX-TINA'S SLUTINESS...
     
  4. gr8-1

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    vescey, does California not have the most beautiful people in the world? I saw this couple, Asian woman and White man, neither of whom were attractive, but their teenage daughters were absolutely gorgeous. I think they were triplets. Beautiful features.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    Yesterday was also Lucy Liu's b-day.
     
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Nice, VesceySux! I've got a cool photo of Cameron Diaz! She's in seat 23A of the fourth jet waiting in line! We rock!
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  7. VooDooPope

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    You only get quality from VesceySux and Bob. :D
     
  8. gr8-1

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    I call bullsh!t on Bob's pictures. Cameron Diaz would never fly commercial.
     
  9. TheHorns

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    She does not have private jet money, but I am with you on calling bull ****.

    ...23a is quite a ways back, I am quite certain she would be in first class (front 8-10 rows)
     
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    After extensive research, i have concluded that this is definately the ass of Ashley Olsen.

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    The evidence of this being Mary-Kate is indetermineable, although those legs are fine enough evidence to persuade about 51% of the juries I have taken this evidence to...so, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and ask this question..."why the hell didn't you get a little closer?"
     
  11. B-Bob

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    D'oh! My plan would have worked perfectly without those clever, meddling kids! :(
     
  12. gs1998

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    Besides, drapg, when you're raven-haired, tanned and busty like me, you prefer delicate-looking women...;)
     
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    :eek: SWEEEEET!
     
  14. drapg

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    well this just got a hell of a lot more interesting. :D
     
  15. TheHorns

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    Damn it 3814, what are you talking about. If we know what it takes to identify the damn twins (the ass) then the question we should be asking is why not a close up of her ass!
     
  16. VesceySux

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    Two words: scary bodyguards. I didn't feel like getting b****-slapped that day by security (I was in LA on business), so I dropped into stealth mode (a.k.a "Jason Bourne mode"). Being the dumbass that I am sometimes, I took the first few photos using a flash. Not only did they turn out bad, but the Olsen twins started looking around suspiciously for the source of the bright light. I had to move farther away and pretend to be getting something out of my bag in order to get the shots you see here. And for those of you who think the twins are damn hot, well, in person, they still look like they're 12 years old. But, hey, if you're into that kind of thing...

    gr8-1, I haven't been to Cali much in the past few years, but the women there are smoking. Texas is better, though. :)

    B-Bob, you're just bitter because you're out in the Best Poster Tournament. It's okay, though. I understand your pain. It takes time to bounce back from a crippling and absolutely demoralizing defeat at the hands of Refman. :D
     
  17. B-Bob

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    You try winning a match when the ref is blatantly against your team! :mad:
     
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