I'm going as Pimp Clinton. Basically, a pimp suit with a Bill Clinton mask, a few cigars and a t-shirt I made that says "VOTE HERE" with an arrow pointing down.
Tonight: Steve Bartman (sooo easy...headphones, Cubs hat, green scarf, navy pullover, and, of course, a baseball) Monday: Waldo (as in Where's Waldo...PIMP)
I'm going as a regular King. I got dressed up yesterday and everyone thought I was the Burger King. My friend was a prisoner, people thought he was the Hamburglar. My other friend was a cow and people thought he was from Chick-Fil-A. We didn't plan that but it worked out.
I was thinking as going as David Carr...but I don't think I can find that many bandages/wraps/fake blood to pull it off.
Ok.. I'm gonna tell the truth here.. I stole the MORMON idea from someone on the board and wore slacks, button down shirt, tie, bike helmet, backpack, bible and had a sign on me that said... "ASK ME ABOUT THE BOOK OF MORMON" and people ATE IT UP!! I had random people taking pics of me.. I even had a friend of mine that is Mormon tell me it was HELLA funny.. I dont remember who or what thread had it posted in, but THANKS BBS!!
I went as a slumlord from Queens. Complete with cheesy track suit, combover wig, gold jewelry, and Carrera sunglasses.
This past Saturday for a Halloween party: Me, a King, and took my wife as a queen. Since everyone asked: "Hey, I want a MeatNormous, f*ck*r!", I just stood there with a huge grin and held a plate. In other occasions, I intercepted a pass and did the Deion move.
You said you went as A king, not THE KING... It's not nearly as funny if some random king is doing all that.
EXACTLY. I did it just to please these freakers asking me for a meatnormous, when I wasn't even THE king. I just stood there, without the mask, with a huge grin, and since I do have a mustache like THE king (no Pedro jokes, please), I GUESS it was funny. They liked it. I didn't even plan it. You weren't there... but I guess it would have been funnier if I was NOT a random king.
