Haiku-Mac

all caps!!! take them off u moron !!!

 

In pain? Not really
Just missed a few shots, that's all
Reason for the limp

 

its on me, tracy
i will get it done just like
tracy always has

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i dont want to run
i dont want to practice, no
because i'm a star

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i loaf, cry, and fail,
and yet i am not sure why
people don't like me

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if the team is good
its because i make them good
give me lots of $

 

T-Mac rumors
swirl like autumn leaves
while Hayes takes another charge

 

Toronto game-quit
A self-announced surgery
Please go somewhere else

 

Changed numbers from one to three
Trained in Chicago
Talking his way out of town

(7-5-7)

 

Old leaves turn and fall
I watch his drift with sad eyes
Another season

 

Raptor, Magic, Roc
Soon to be traded again
Hope we get something.

 

I guess the standard one was 5-7-5
Course he wronged his fans
and he will never be forgiven too
Still Tmac to the Rack!

 

Count your syllables
It's not hard to play along
Follow all the rules

Tmac hate is fun
But remember the win streak?
Might come back again

 

Haikus can be 5-7-5 or 7-5-7.

That does not a haiku make. Try

Course he wronged his fans
Never be forgiven. Still
Tmac to the rack.

 

My bold prediction:
T-Mac won't play current way
Off to rocky start

Adelman finds way
Tinkers with team style to work
Rockets beat Lakers

 

T-Mac or Me-Mac
Still has some 'splaining to do
Words burning bridges

 

Thanks

 

Don't bench Battier
Please do not bench Ariza
Same for Budinger

 

If walls could talk, Mac
Revelations would you say
How do your shoes taste

 

Sho' 'nuff.

 

Crystal ball tell us
T-Mac stays or does he go
Morey does what's best

 

Tracy, would you just Shut-Up!
Focus on rehab
Team decides when you will play