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Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. Dei

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    I'm just having trouble understanding how this didn't work. This conversation, although with yourself, is pure genius. She should have handed you her panties immediately.
     
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  3. DonnyMost

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    so, when did this poster start going full-r****d?
     
  4. tmacfor35

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    This is the thread of the year in January, right? It also has the option of getting better if the OP continues his stalkerish habits. I'm making the call. The girl has a bf who plays ball, the op will hit that step back j in her bf's face to win the game, and the OP will make a steal on the girl. Paul will get the girl why the poster who knows the guy in the library picture, will have a connection to the OP's new grl. The new poster will undoubtedly show the girl clutchfans, exposing Paul as the man he really is.

    Story has potential.
     
  5. VanityHalfBlack

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    paulftsk= Paul F Tompkins

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    Start Mackin Playa!!!

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    This is so pathetic it's hilarious, gonna ask my UofH friends to see if they know anything about some asian baller
     
  8. weslinder

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    Does anyone else feel like this is going to be another bus stop thread? It definitely has that potential.
     
  9. rocketsjudoka

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    The OP should've just asked her is she wanted a "Ride Ride."
     
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  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    More like a Troll looking for a bait.. I highly doubt he's Asian...
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    When did he go? I thought he'd been in a steady holding pattern for a few weeks now....
     
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    Get one of your boys and go up to her together. Have your boy say, "Hi, have you met paulftsk?"

    make sure he says your clutch fans name
     
  13. Thefabman

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    This thread has potential lol


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  14. DonnyMost

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    That's what I mean. All the sudden this guy just went off the deep end.
     
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    Am I the only one who thought the bolded part made the OP sound like he was trying to plan a big, gay orgy?
     
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  16. GRENDEL

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    Yeah it's strange but isn't the first time I've seen posters just lose it take on some crazy persona.....
     
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    Man, for a 5-page hangout thread, this one is pretty lame so far...
     
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    Has any female ever reacted positively to a male repeatedly using the word 'brah'?
     
  20. QdoubleA

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    Homey, Will is not 6 4, not even close. I'll ask you this (this is a UH term, not a racist thing), Do you play on the black court or the asian court?
     

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