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Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. Dei

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    #81 Dei, Jan 31, 2012
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    I'm just having trouble understanding how this didn't work. This conversation, although with yourself, is pure genius. She should have handed you her panties immediately.
     
    #82 Stacy's knee, Jan 31, 2012
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  3. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    so, when did this poster start going full-r****d?
     
    #83 DonnyMost, Jan 31, 2012
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    This is the thread of the year in January, right? It also has the option of getting better if the OP continues his stalkerish habits. I'm making the call. The girl has a bf who plays ball, the op will hit that step back j in her bf's face to win the game, and the OP will make a steal on the girl. Paul will get the girl why the poster who knows the guy in the library picture, will have a connection to the OP's new grl. The new poster will undoubtedly show the girl clutchfans, exposing Paul as the man he really is.

    Story has potential.
     
    #84 tmacfor35, Jan 31, 2012
  5. VanityHalfBlack

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    paulftsk= Paul F Tompkins

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    #85 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 31, 2012
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    Start Mackin Playa!!!

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y4PG-bI5H7A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #86 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 31, 2012
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    This is so pathetic it's hilarious, gonna ask my UofH friends to see if they know anything about some asian baller
     
    #87 ashiin, Jan 31, 2012
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    Does anyone else feel like this is going to be another bus stop thread? It definitely has that potential.
     
    #88 weslinder, Jan 31, 2012
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    The OP should've just asked her is she wanted a "Ride Ride."
     
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  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    More like a Troll looking for a bait.. I highly doubt he's Asian...
     
    #90 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 31, 2012
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    When did he go? I thought he'd been in a steady holding pattern for a few weeks now....
     
    #91 GRENDEL, Jan 31, 2012
  12. clutch citizen

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    Get one of your boys and go up to her together. Have your boy say, "Hi, have you met paulftsk?"

    make sure he says your clutch fans name
     
    #92 clutch citizen, Jan 31, 2012
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    This thread has potential lol


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    #93 Thefabman, Jan 31, 2012
  14. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    That's what I mean. All the sudden this guy just went off the deep end.
     
    #94 DonnyMost, Jan 31, 2012
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    Am I the only one who thought the bolded part made the OP sound like he was trying to plan a big, gay orgy?
     
    #95 Mizhemp, Jan 31, 2012
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    Yeah it's strange but isn't the first time I've seen posters just lose it take on some crazy persona.....
     
    #96 GRENDEL, Jan 31, 2012
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    Man, for a 5-page hangout thread, this one is pretty lame so far...
     
    #98 ima_drummer2k, Jan 31, 2012
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    Has any female ever reacted positively to a male repeatedly using the word 'brah'?
     
    #99 Haymitch, Jan 31, 2012
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    Homey, Will is not 6 4, not even close. I'll ask you this (this is a UH term, not a racist thing), Do you play on the black court or the asian court?
     
    #100 QdoubleA, Jan 31, 2012
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