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Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. Bandwagoner

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    The brand new UH library looks like San Jac? Ouch coogs.
     
    #21 Bandwagoner, Jan 30, 2012
  2. Yao11

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    <iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U5cqNadU6z0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #22 Yao11, Jan 30, 2012
  3. TheRealist137

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    so you failed in front of her by doing that cell phone stunt, but then proceed to follow (stalk) her and give out where she usually is on weekdays on an internet message board for other stalkers
     
    #23 TheRealist137, Jan 30, 2012
  4. Cannonball

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    Don't worry, brah. She probably has the same opinion of you that the rest of us do. You're golden.
     
    #24 Cannonball, Jan 30, 2012
  5. Kam

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    man.

    why are you going to fake talk on the phone?

    are you trying to impress her by saying you have a phone? Who doesn't have a phone. that **** might have worked in 1998
     
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  6. kyle_R

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    First words out of your mouth "Hey, you know that Asian stereotype doesn't apply to me" but the key to it is do it while imitating that fadeaway shot you made.
     
    #26 kyle_R, Jan 30, 2012
  7. paulftsk

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    I don't know. It just seemed like a good idea to show her that I have friends lol. I think girls generally are more attracted to guys who are more social/have friends than to guys who are more isolated
     
    #27 paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012
  8. Kam

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    Play the lone rebel guy role.
     
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  9. paulftsk

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    I'll be at the rec all day after 2 tomorrow, brah. I was on court for a little bit with my friend Will, that 6'4 Afro-Merican. You couldn't of missed him.
     
    #29 paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012
  10. sammy

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    #30 sammy, Jan 30, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #31 tmoney1101, Jan 30, 2012
  12. CCorn

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    Smoke a cigarette and roll by on your Harley
     
    #32 CCorn, Jan 30, 2012
  13. smokieethabear

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    Just go up to her and just be like

    "say baby.. take off ya brah"
     
    #33 smokieethabear, Jan 30, 2012
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  14. BetterThanI

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    Dude, such an amateur. If that happens, you mute the incoming call, then go back to the fake conversation saying, "Sorry, just had to switch off my alarm". Then you're not just the guy with friends: you're the guy with friends and a busy schedule. Geez, do I have to think of everything?!? :rolleyes:
     
    #34 BetterThanI, Jan 30, 2012
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  15. Angkor Wat

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    Major creeper lol. This guy is the best new poster since SpaceCityKidd
     
    #35 Angkor Wat, Jan 30, 2012
  16. BrieflySpeaking

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's some funny shyt. Epic fail.
     
    #36 BrieflySpeaking, Jan 30, 2012
  17. Remix

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    What a creeper you followed her all the way to the library and left with nothing but a picture of her back? lmaooooooo
     
    #37 Remix, Jan 30, 2012
  18. paulftsk

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    Wow, I did not think of that. I think it's just because it happened so unexpectedly, I couldn't react to that kind of surprise in time
     
    #38 paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012
  19. Cohete Rojo

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    After readin this thread I may work up the courage to do a "I tried to hit on this chick at Memorial Park while jogging with voyeur picture included" thread.
























    Not.:p
     
    #39 Cohete Rojo, Jan 30, 2012
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    A++ story. I repped you if that is any consolation.
     
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