Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

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You missed this one Paul

 

God damn, got too excited to insert correctly.

 

So link to fb...

 

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walked right into this one.

That's never my problem.

 

Well played, sir.

 

So are you the one that is lusually washing his junk in the rec sink?

 

Ok. I am now convinced paulftsk is moestavern19. This incarnation of moes is much more fun.

 

4-5, and that's a long time to f-ing follow someone if you ask me!

 

You're not a very good stalker, are you? 5 minutes is nothing.

 

Yep, a good, socially maladjusted stalker can easily drag this thing out for a half a year to over a full year.

My stalkers never went away, especially the girl (from Pakistan) that wanted to be my friend . . . . my bestest friend (BFF style), as I did hang out with her few times, because I knew her from school. It took me 8 months to get away from her. She always complained about not having anyone to talk to or listen to her problems, while her family always talked down. It wasn't in romantic sense, I doubt she was a lesbian (I'm a switch hitter, so I can get a vibe if someone is into me personally or other girls), but she was like one of those needy people who cannot stand to be alone or to be without any close friends. She was one of those type of people who never quite got past high school middle school, and was hung up on looks, because beautiful people always treated her nasty. Though, she wanted to be friends with people who were gorgeous, yet she was repulsed by so-called ugly people (even once, she told me a story of how a little girl wanted to hug her, and was kind of disgusted by her hugging, because the little girl was ugly and fat).



I'm the opposite, kind of a hermit, yet sociable loner who generally is indifferent and doesn't give a s#it about people (regardless if they're beautiful or ugly) and will tell them to take their marbles, oil them up, and shove them up their a## with the rest of their sanity.

Things she did to me:

- She used to call me 3 to 9 times a day, and leave 4 to 10 emails a day.

- She used to post on my site and her site, that we are "bestest friends," even though constantly ask me how could she be my best and most important friend. What would it take for me to spend more time with her? She would get upset when I didn't call her, return her phone calls, or etc. One time, she got super upset with me, when she didn't see her profile in my top friends list or act like I wasn't friends. I was "b!tch is really that serious, if you aren't in my top friends list, hell my parents, other friends, and bf at the time were not on there."

- Somehow, retrieved a background check on me: she knew my driver's license number, my middle name, wheh, past employers, and about my traffic tickets.

- She was contacting my friends, both online and offline ... Oddest thing that could happen to you, you are about to go into an important event/meeting, yet one of your friends out of the blue, one afternoon (hadn't spoken to in nearly half a year). Starts ask you that there's this weird girl asking me alot questions about you.

- She kept sending gifts to my parents' homes (for me to have, chocolates, Six Flags' tickets, pie, and etc went right into the trash), because I guess whatever she used didn't show I was staying at someone's else's address, but got my mail from parents' houses.

- One of my old bosses called me and told me a young woman came in asking about me.

- She accessed one of my private blog sites, probably asked one of my online friends.

- She kept telling people we were best friends and like family. She acted like we were close, even though we really only hung out for a couple of months.

- She often accused me of talking to her, just so I could get with her sister . I only met her sister, twice, yet all three of us were together.

- She accused me of discriminating against her and other women/men, because she was ugly. Said I was a very shallow person.

- She's accused me of making viruses and malware and sending them to her computer.

- She showed up to my mom's house, once and left a note.

- I filed a restraining order against her, didn't see her again, until popped up out of nowhere with a email and a fake social network account. So, now I closed my site, and made a fake account for her to ramble to .

 

Wow. She is gone now? Hopefully?

 

LOL same. Sorry man no luck, couldn't find out who it was for ya.

 

If it take you 5 minutes to go from the rec center to the library you would never make it at any real sized campus.

 

Man this can NOT be real.

 

haha, b**** ***** OWNED

 

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