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Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    ***Although I'm good at basketball, I'm really not all that great with the ladies... so don't be too taken aback from my previous bravado

    I was at the rec today, playing my 4th straight game, when I see this 8/10 hot girl just sitting on the bleachers next to the ping pong table. I figured she was just admiring the exhibition being put on, so I went ahead and capped off my performance with a game-winning step-back fade. Upon finishing the game, I went to my locker, got my phone, and rushed to the bleacher and sat about 8 feet from her. I wanted to impress her so I got out my phone and pretended to be on the phone with a friend. This is the conversation I had with myself:

    Me: Hey, brah, whats going on..
    (slight pause)
    Me:Nothing much, hoopin'..
    (slight pause)
    Me:Yeah, brah, lets get all the boys together tonight and have a big one..
    (slight pause)
    Me: Yeah, for sure, I'll call some people..
    (medium pause)
    Me: Yeah, brah, I'll get some girls and...

    Then my phone ****ing rang... I usually put my phone on vibrate before going to class, but since I decided to get a couple of games in before my first lecture at 12, I completely forgot. She ended up just staring at me and leaving.

    Luckily for me, my class was going to start in 30 minutes anyway, so I decided to follow her in an attempt to somehow gain the courage necessary to talk to her along the way. I ended up following her all the way to the library and still didn't have the balls to strike up conversation. So... I took a picture.

    [​IMG]

    I now know she probably spends her time in the library around 11:00-11:30 and that she probably goes to the rec in the morning to drop off her gear in the lockers. The way I see it, I have two opportunities to meet up with her, either in the library or when she works out. Advice?
     
    #1 paulftsk, Jan 30, 2012
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    #2 BenVR4, Jan 30, 2012
  3. Scionxa

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    lmfao, oh man this is going to be a good thread.
    I say just go up to her and ask her to go to one of your games so she can see your big baller shotcaller performances.
     
    #3 Scionxa, Jan 30, 2012
  4. CCorn

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    I thought you went to UH... That looks like San Jac Central.
     
    #4 CCorn, Jan 30, 2012
  5. RoxSqaud

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    You really are good at basketball, huh?

    Props.
     
    #5 RoxSqaud, Jan 30, 2012
  6. mvpcrossxover

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    Nah, San Jac have different chairs
     
    #6 mvpcrossxover, Jan 30, 2012
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    Tell her you're a hit with strange looking Jewish guys as an icebreaker.
     
    #7 Invisible Fan, Jan 30, 2012
  8. paulftsk

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    This is the learning commons in the library; first floor, adjacent to the librarians' desks
     
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  9. CCorn

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    Ah looked similar but haven't been to either campus in 2 years. Anyways that's really creepy, you should probably not make eye contact anymore before she gets a restraining order.
     
    #9 CCorn, Jan 30, 2012
  10. Nook

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    That is my daughter *******, stay the **** away... dont care about your father's veins.
     
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    #11 kyle_R, Jan 30, 2012
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    This could potentially be an epic thread...
     
    #12 dmc89, Jan 30, 2012
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    *sigh*
     
    #13 Bear_Bryant, Jan 30, 2012
  14. rocketfan83

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    Perhaps she is a die hard bball fan and she is a member of clutchfans...If so this should work and your'e definitely getting some tonight...
     
    #14 rocketfan83, Jan 30, 2012
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    Let her know you're good friend with the Thadeus.
     
    #15 kyle_R, Jan 30, 2012
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    lol............ is all I can say.
     
    #16 ItsMyFault, Jan 30, 2012
  17. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    So you took a picture...of the back of her head? BTW, I was at the UoH gym today from 10-12...I didn't see any great asian players...there were some pretty good black dudes though...
     
    #17 Severe Rockets Fan, Jan 30, 2012
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Just let me handle this brah. You can take notes or something. Rookie.
     
    #18 Ziggy, Jan 30, 2012
  19. Poloshirtbandit

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    Prime real estate, PM for rates.
     
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  20. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    That's definitely the learning common at the UoH library.
     
    #20 Severe Rockets Fan, Jan 30, 2012
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