So, here's story. A 24 year old family member of mine is getting married on Saturday, his 43 year old uncle has been talking about the wild bachelor party he is going to throw for him for the past 6 months. His plan was to ask 25 dudes to pay 50 bucks to cover the cost. He sold us on a mansion owned by a friend of his, a literal harem of sleezebags and a DJ. Turns out he only asked 10 of us to pay 50 bucks, the party will be in some dudes b side of a duplex, he's hired 3 girls who are FORMER strippers from Foxx's (if you know the place you get my frustration) AND I found all of this out when the bachelor asked me to host with my equipment and create a stripper dance mix CD to play at the party. Why lie? The truth would have been just fine and much less embarrassing to him. If this pattern continues, there will probably be 50 dudes in a 1 bedroom apartment sitting around watching a crack ho do the dougie to my compilation of Marc Broussard and Conway Twitty. Im in...but there will be consequences. I can't wait to get on that mic. And I ain't lyin...
Hahaha, I bet that's going to be epic..... I have a friend who does this. Everytime we see him, he has some story about how he was either at the mall, or the bank, or the gym, and some girl (almost ALWAYS of mixed descent) came up to him to tell him he looked familiar. One thing always leads to another, and he either ends up in the pool, or hot tub with her, where things turn frisky. First of all, if even HALF of his stories were true, he must have met every single half Egyptian-half Venezuelan girl this world has to offer, and second of all, I need to start banking where he does. He even told one of my other friends (his own COUSIN!) that he was at the mall one day, and this half Egyptian girl approached him, and said she went to high school with him....thinking that he was his cousin! When his cousin says "I didn't go to high school with any half Egyptian girls dude....", this guy goes "Apparently you did....you just didn't know her. But don't worry....I took her home and took care of her for you. I didn't even tell her I wasn't you!" Ridiculous. What's so annoying about these people is that there is absolutely NO reason to lie. It's not like we're sitting here going, "Dude, tell me a good story.....and it BETTER be ****ing funny!" Their stories usually come out of left field, have no bearing on anything that's going on at the moment, and usually end with everyone in the room just looking at each other in either disbelief or bemusement.
I hate people who are insecure. ...like the ones who feel they are below you so they want to do anything to get it in their head that they are better than you. ****ing annoying. Nobody cares.
I hate habitual liars as well. I remember this one friend I had said he was really good friends with Michael Jordan. He showed me this picture he took with him. I decided to call him out on it. So I dialed MJ on my cell and invited him and my buddy for lunch (I didn't tell my buddy). MJ had never met the dude before. I never understand why people would make stuff up like this.
Since we're piling on.... The dumb know-it-alls are the worst. The ones that just talk over you with their nonsense.
It's just one of his flaws, albeit major, we all have them. He's still a good friend and I've known him forever. His lies are, for the most part, harmless.
