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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by thadeus, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. thadeus

    thadeus Contributing Member

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    Fragrant Monkey Tail

    It's a film that uses subtitles translated from a Chinese verbal kung fu attack on the U.S.

    Those statistics are....disturbing.
     
  2. peleincubus

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    boy thats a long video. but a interesting one. and pretty funny to. im curious to what people think about it.
     
  3. IROC it

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    We are in a more precarious situation than many believe. This short film just scratches the surface. But it is not just this admin's policy that caused this. The film itself says it's been over the past 55 years.

    Interesting film.
     
  4. Batman Jones

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    That was amazing.
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut...but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo...dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans...and pants to match!
     
  6. bigtexxx

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    Ummm....riiiight.

    Keep sewing my clothes for $0.25 per hour and shut your mouth. ;)
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    What did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?

    And did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?
     
  8. gifford1967

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    I had Kahn's voice (from King of the Hill) in my head through the whole thing.



    "You need abacus?"
     
  9. FranchiseBlade

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    That is soooooooo freakin' hilarious! You really showed that you are 'better' than them.

    Good job. If that doesn't put them in their place nothing will.
     
  10. mleahy999

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    That was long video just to say Bush is a hillbilly and Cheney "Go F yourself" sucks.
     
  11. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    China is still in it's early industrialization stage. Sooner or later, those profit margins are going to shrink as workers demand more rights. I think unionization is bound to happen.

    Certain people are definitely capitalizing on this opportunity, but it'll be short-lived.
     
  12. bigtexxx

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    Uh, I guess you didn't bother to watch the video. It was quite insulting.

    Hey, I could have called them "Japan's b****", but I didn't because I'm in a good mood today! ;)
     
  13. FranchiseBlade

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    That was insulting, but you really got them back, and showed how much better than them you are. That is what is important. You put them in their place. Good job.
     
  14. Zion

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    LOL! Yeah right.

    People still living in denial. It's just a matter of time before China becomes "#1". It probably won't happen in yours or my lifetime but it will happen.
     
  15. bigtexxx

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    Thanks, man.
     
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    It's not like it haven't happend before. There were other great empires in history that lasted much longer than the current US empire. China happened to have a few of the those empires. ;)
     
  17. wnes

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    Looks like something/someone from China pissed off bigtexxx. A summary, anyone? I can't watch it until later tonight.
     
  18. hnjjz

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    You do realize that the video was made by Americans? As a Chinese person, I thought the video was quite xenophobic and racist (toward Chinese people).
     
  19. real_egal

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    I don't think he really watched it. It was made by Americans to criticize the Administration only created jobs and wealth for China. Lots of the points are facts, although I do not really like the way it was portrayed, I can live with it. But it's funnier to see texxx's reaction.
     
  20. OldManBernie

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    agreed.
     

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