Too lazy to read through all 14 pages so this might have already been said. Nice Office reference. You the man Doc
No reason why Dwight can't be a movie star from Houston like Jordan was from Chicago. Winning draws attention and you don't have to live in Burbank to make movies.
Acting would be an off-season activity anyway. Players in the off-season aren't required to stay in their cities. Chandler Parsons, for example, spends much of his time in Orlando in the off-season. Harden in California. Dwight can spend time in Hollywood when he isn't playing ball if he so pleases. He doesn't have to be a Laker to make that dream a reality.