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Guys Who Wash Hands Excessively After Peeing

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. nyquil82

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    I want 20 seconds of my life back after reading this thread
     
  2. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I went to the bathroom at a Star$s the other day. They had a sign posted that employees must wash hands for 20 seconds with soap before returning to work (complete with a diagram of how to wash your hands). I'm thinking anyone who isn't smart enough to figure out that you should use soap or how to wash their hands without helpful pictures, probably isn't going to be helped much by a posted sign.
     
  3. A_3PO

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    The thought of this grosses me out. I never use the hot air blowers in public restrooms.

    Agreed. I can't understand why everybody doesn't see this.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    I have a quirk of not touching foods (hamburgers, pizze, etc...) after taking a duece for a set period of time.

    Yeah, I wash my hands, and they're clean.

    The sign's not for the employees.

    It's for the customers...
     
  5. hotballa

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    It just seems so fake. How many 20 second washers wash their hands right afterthey scratch the inside of their ear? scratch their foot or some other body part that sweats?
     
  6. BigM

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    my d!ck is most likely cleaner then my hands going into the bathroom and if that's the only thing i'm touching, what am i washing my hands for?

    i always wash my hands after i piss but i think about that sometimes. of course when i see some dude piss next to me then not even approach the sink, i think wtf is wrong with him.
     
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    Sometimes, I run the water and am looking at the mirror. It seems wrong for a dude to just stand there looking at the mirror if he is not washing his hands. Seems like a chick thing to do- to just stand at the mirror looking at yourself.
     
  8. mrpaige

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    I don't know. Twenty seconds doesn't seem that long to me.
     
  9. aussie rocket

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    I much prefer an over-washer than a non washer

    thats for damn sure. those bastards...
     
  10. ChrisBosh

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    I usually wash my hands for 30 seconds. :eek:
     
  11. MoBalls

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    I wash my hands for 20 - 30 seconds...walk along the wall to the door and grab a paper towel to open it. Yes, Im OCD.
     
  12. Tigerknee

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    I like to use the restroom and not wash my hands. Immediately afterwards, I make a conscious effort to go out and shake as many hands as possible. People think I am SOOO friendly but little do they know!

    Beware of the friendly guy in your office!!!!
     
  13. dskillz

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    I never even thought about it like that. My hands have been on my steering wheel, car door handle, door handle, desk, cubicle wall, keyboard, shaking other people's hands, pens, paper, copier, the door to the bathroom before they even touch my unit. My hands are waaaaaaaay dirtier at that point. If anything I should be washing my hands before taking a leak.
     
  14. hotballa

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    EXACTLY

    People, be kind to your penis and wash before you touch.
     
  15. Gummi Clutch

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  16. Invisible Fan

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    So why wash at all?
     
  17. Yaozer

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    I wash my johnson for 30 seconds after I make pee pee and then wash my hands for 45 more seconds.

    I was volunteering for the Katrina thing and you had to go to a mini seminar thing at some huge church and they train you or what not. They said that when you wash your hands sing "row row row your boat gently down the stream..." about twice and that should do the deal.

    So that's basically what I do except I sing something else. I would look kind of weird washing my hands and singing a children's song.
     
  18. Tom Bombadillo

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    I wash for like 4 to 5 seconds.....
     
  19. rrj_gamz

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    Well, maybe he's a little OCD...

    I see a partner at a law firm across the hall just about everytime I go and I don't have a routine...well, except for right before lunch...I told this to my boss and he said the same thing...Me thinks he loves hanging out in the mens room...

    I have OCD tendencies, although I don't wash for longer than 3 - 5 seconds...I do use a hand sanitizer evertime I get in my car...
     
  20. WWR

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    My hands are actually dirtier than my root.

    I should actually be washing my root when I leave the bathroom, not my hands.
     

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