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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. tim562

    tim562 Member

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    Whoa, you've seen a 10 year old? Dear God!!! ;) :rolleyes:
     
  2. tim562

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    DD, that was uncalled for




    But Hilarious!!!! :eek: :eek:
     
  3. Invisible Fan

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    Out for the jugular and then some!
     
  4. professorjay

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    Another lame (yet egotistical) excuse for why he never gets laid.
     
  5. The_Yoyo

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    Funny I used to have a friend (no longer friends) who always made outrageous claims all the time. One of them was something similar to what your friend said. He said that the only women he slept with were completely shaven and that he wouldn't sleep with a girl unless she was shaved. Now this guy wasnt a Tom Brady type or anything that he had his pick of the litter when it came to girls in fact I had never seen him really interact with any girls in a social setting. Anyways I told him he either only slept with one girl all his life (who happened to be shaved) or he is full of sh**. One of our mutual friends and I ragged on him for a while and he got all offended we didnt believe him.


    Yeah so your buddy is off his rocker.
     
  6. Yonkers

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    Basically a way to justify to himself why he never gets laid.

    'I'm just real picky!'
     
  7. Nero

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    Nope, sorry..

    Hairy chicks with pelts so thick you can't see through them are SO 30-to-40 years ago.

    Yuk, with a capital Y.

    Ideally, you have a little 'landing strip' there, but a nice velvety smooth area all along and around the primary points of interest. Perfect!
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    I like it either way. Pam Grier used to rock a hella nice fro below.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Really? What a shock.
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    :p
     
  11. weslinder

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    Pics of a shaved p***y?

    NSFW:
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  12. moestavern19

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    Yes, when it comes to women, Warehouse workers are generally known to be among the pickiest when it comes to how in order the plumbing appears to be downstairs.

    and I don't think completely shaven makes you a Pedophile, it just means you've been watching way too much porno.

    You ever notice that the guys are shaven too?

    I mean really? Would you shave the grass around the snake?

    p*rnography has been ruining perceptions of what sex is like for quite some time now.

    Unless you are MacBeth, you ain't gonna unwrap the present to find a perfect pair of $20,000 tatas and a hairless kitty.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Touché, joto. A photoshop. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

    :( Wow. Last time I just try to RHYME to attempt to make it sound funny. Way to pick up on that while trashing my favorite center who... damn, I even fumbled THIS sentence.
     

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