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Guys... I peed on a girl Saturday night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Granville

    Granville Member

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    Tdashdub will soon be starring in the music video....

    "I pissed a girl and I like it"
     
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Never piss on a chick during a first date. That's like third date territory.
     
  3. smr6

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    Imagine as a father if you found out your daughter likes getting pissed on.
     
  4. RocketsRed14

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    One thing to take away from it: now you won't have to worry about chandler parsons stealing your girl.

    Still waiting on the full song btw..
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    Damn, and here I am meeting all the wrong type of chicks.
     
  6. RocketsRed14

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    Haha, not bad.

    "I pissed on a girl and she liked it. The taste of my beer filled urine."
     
  7. smr6

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    True, he marked his territory on that one.
     
  8. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    No, only peed on. That girl was a turn off for me (she was not the girl I peed on, but thought it was also on topic). Too out there for me, which rarely happens.
     
  9. studogg

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    hahaha - hilarious! Yeah - I'm game for most adventures, but when a girl asked me to choke her on the first date, I had a similar reaction.
     
  10. juicystream

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    First date is way too early for choking. :grin:
     
  11. studogg

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    you're telling me! at least wait until the second!
     
  12. HR Dept

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    I can see right through you OP. You've been giving yourself g-showers regularly. Every time you go to the restroom you piss on your balls, and you're afraid and ashamed because you like it. Fess up, coward.
     
  13. TdashDUB

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    I honestly think I subconsciously just wanted to get out of there once more people showed up as I don't think I was more than a block or two away. Not justifying it, I completely agree with you. There may have been other factors that lead to me leaving that are very cloudy to me. She said she didn't remember me saying bye to anyone. I think I just wanted to get out of eye shot from the party.

    To spare any explicit details, we fooled around plenty around the sink area and afterwards I told her to get out because I had to piss... Theeeeeen she shot me a devilish grin, took my hand and lead me into the tub lol. I was just dumbfounded but regardless I went with it. She was most definitely enjoying it more than I was. But **** was it crazy.. And the entire bathroom/lighting already has a yellowish tint to it, so conjuring the images back up feels like a pee-like dream state every time.
     
  14. basso

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    what's a little pee between friends? it's sterile, at least.

    the lighting is what would freak me out...
     
  15. Jontro

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    Breh, can you give us a sketch of what went down?
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    ^^ Post #38. :eek:
     
  17. TdashDUB

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    I appreciate you not being a complete party pooper on this one, Swoly
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Sure, man. No problem. I enjoyed that you and your new partner loved your sharing of the excretion of your soluble toxic waste. :) To each their own. ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!
     
  19. ILoveTheRockets

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    Well played....

    "Psst Psst...Pee On You! Yes I Do, Wanna Pee On You!!"
     
  20. Francis3422

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    Hypothetical.... If you were to pee into a Supersoaker and then drench her via the Supersoaker is it more or less of a turn-on?
     

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