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Guys: do you pee standing up or sitting down?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dnjndmrc5, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. The Real Shady

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    Must suck taking a dump with your unit sagging down in the water.
     
  2. BrownBeast99

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    Haha yeah and the people who clean with water say the same thing about people who use tissue. Water users say its cleaner using water while tissue causes a rash feeling because it isn't fully clean.
     
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  3. LCII

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    Make this a poll!
     
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    Another classic thread! That thread was very funny, hehe
     
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    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    This is a major issue dude. I, and many of my Middle Eastern friends, can never marry a woman who doesn't use water AND then tissue.

    It makes no sensewhatsoever not to use water. There is no better use for undrinkable water.

    I pee standing up, but yeah peeing sitting down is cleaner.

    I think cleanlliness beats comfort for this topic. Imagine how clean public toilets would be if everyone sat down?

    Maybe they should make the ceiling REALLY low to force ppl to sit down? hahaha
     
  6. BigSherv

    BigSherv Member

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    I know a family of three brothers that do it. They all say it is so much cleaner and no splatter.

    Hell no to sittign down.
     
  7. BigSherv

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    How the hell do you keep crap from smearing all over you cheeks???


     
  8. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    Being on your knees with your shaft in your hand reminds you of high school football? What kind of school did you go to? :confused:
     
  9. DcProWLer277

    DcProWLer277 Rookie

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    What a world...
     
  10. Harrisment

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    +1 Rep for someone with the name BrownBeast commenting on the best way to take a dump.
     
  11. BEAT LA

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    It sounds fake. If you squeeze your junk, I am pretty sure pee wont come out. It might sting, but it should block it.
     

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