Do you have any kind of evidence to back this up? Because your explanation doesn't make sense. Your urethra has nothing to do with kidney stones. Kidney stones are formed as a result of multiple factors, including calcium intake, medications, and hydration. Please don't encourage dudes to piss sitting down for such a reason unless you have something to back it up.
This. One day I got married so I just decided to sit. It's really no big deal to sit. Once you start the routine, it's pretty mindless. But, wall urinals and shorts don't mix. -
How is it even possible to pee sitting down in the morning, if you have morning wood? When you are standing you can lean forward with a hand against the wall and angle down the member partly.
Well, this seems like as good a time as ever to post this again (all images nsfw): http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
I found this to be hilarious: Me & my wifes nephew were at Wal Mart, he had to use the bathroom. So I took him to use the urinal & he used the URINAL sittin down! I was trying to explain to him how to use but he didn't get it. He's been around nothing but women all his life, his gma, momma, & auntie; he's only 5. So I don't blame him. It was pretty funny.
The morning wood makes the ritual morning pee a challenge I look forward to. Before I explain this method I must give one caveat, I have a very powerful stream as I found out later in life. From casual observation at public urinals to a thread once started by "EddieWasSnubbed" in which I discovered most men do not leave "bubbles" in the toilet after a tinkle, it was made abundantly clear to me that my stream of urination is quite more powerful than usual. It involves a very delicate procedure I like to call "The Jackknife" in which I assume a position about 3-5 feet away from the bowl (depending on the severity of the erection) and position myself in a way which I bend forward into the jackknife thus lowering the aim of the penis by about 30-40 degrees, again depending on the severity of the erection. For a massive morning stiffy that is harder than grandma's fruitcake it might take a little adjustment. For a lingering hard-on that is just in limbo and won't make up its mind, it may not take a jackknife at all. After I've calculated the geometry I let it flow in a beautiful stream, and it manages to hit perfectly right in that sweet spot at the back of the bowl just above the water. Now the difficult part begins, as the stream starts to lose its force, the trajectory must now be adjusted for, naturally. This is the moment of truth which has taken me a lot of trial and error to perfect, but after a few mishaps I've gotten it down pretty well. As the stream loses its power and the splash begins in the bowl as it slowly starts making its way back, I take a couple of very calculated steps toward the bowl, making sure to keep the angle of the penis constant throughout the 2 steps. I've tried other methods before, I've tried "shimmying" up to the bowl, and that does not work as well as 1 reasonably placed long step right after the other. If you can master this method of Erect Vertical Micturition, you will indeed be a man worthy of praise.
Sit at home, no clean up. If you wake up at 3am and have to pee why wouldn't you sit? You don't have turn on a light or worry about being "sleepy drunk" and missing the toilet. Always stand up in a public place of course.
