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Guys: do you pee standing up or sitting down?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dnjndmrc5, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. Butterfingers

    Butterfingers Member

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    I piss standing up always, but here's the real reason to piss sitting down.

    KIDNEY STONES.

    If you pee sitting down, you exert more pressure causing your piss to clear out more of the urethra of your penis, peeing standing up doesn't have as much pressure which leads to the development of kidney stones.

    Kidneys stones are so painful according to doctors that its the closest thing to man having a baby. But I dont even follow my own advice cuz im young
     
  2. Blake

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    It's kind of depressing to think that there are really men out there that take a piss sitting down.
     
  3. ghettocheeze

    ghettocheeze Member

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    I take a piss while hanging upside down from the ceiling!

    You should see my beautiful arched urine flow. Like a Venetian fountain symphony! :grin:
     
  4. Chamillionaire

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    not sure where i heard this, but in japan, 80% of men **** sitting down. now i don't know why, or WTF, but it's apparently true. as for me, i stand, unless i'm taking a #2 too.

    weird thread. :confused:
     
  5. Pete Chilcutt

    Pete Chilcutt Member

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    It really is about culture I believe.
     
  6. meh

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    Are you sure they're sitting and not squatting?

    In Asian style toilets, it's actually pretty damn hard to aim perfect because you have to cover a further distance. So usually I squat down to avoid unnecessary misfires.

    Then again, maybe they just got used to it, and sit down even for western style toilets.
     
  7. paulftsk

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    I pee standing up in public, of course, but when I'm home, I'll sit down 70% of the time.


    On a side note, would girls be able to pee if they bent over backwards while standing? I'm pretty sure when they go, it goes straight down... Yes, I've put much thought into this.
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    i sit down when i pee but only when tyre and lysol are around

    signed
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  9. SuperBeeKay

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    only when i have to take a dump
     
  10. BetterThanEver

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    Peeing sitting down? The water level of toilets is too high to pee sitting down. How do you pee sitting down without getting toilet water on your wiener? That's sick.
     
  11. deekay209

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    I agree. I thought standing was the norm???
     
  12. DudeWah

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    How old are you??

    Of course they'd be able to. If they wanted to get it all over their clothes/legs.....
     
  13. JaWindex

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    This triggered a memory from a thread in the hangout long ago.

    Bejezuz knows you're wrong

    I love this place.
     
  14. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    This thread is proof the that the US has no future. :grin:


    But considering what Butterfingers said...I may start changing my toilet habits.

    Anyway..in a lot of Africa and Asia, I found mostly squat toilets and a hose (no toilet paper to be had). You get used to local convention, and it's probably more sanitary anyway.
     
  15. vaioavan63

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    Only when I take a dump do I pee sitting down :cool: same for wiping, you don't want to stand up and have it smear all over your butt cheecks then you're gonna have a bigger mess to clean up.
     
  16. J.Will.Xu

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    I take a leak standing up and unless I'ma do a #2 no way could I just sitting down peeing. :cool:

    Don't know that much about whether or not it's something to do with culture on this peeing sitting down or standing up.
     
  17. Bigpetelikeiron

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    HA!! That is the only acceptable answer in this thread!! MADE MY WEEK!!!!
     
  18. Royals Ego

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    pls have a vasectomy if you pee sitting down... must prevent more girly men from being bred
     
  19. RedRedemption

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    Tracy McGrady? :p
     
  20. BrieflySpeaking

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    LOL, wow, there are guys that actually sit to pee, IDK, thats pretty homo-ish. :eek:
     

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