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[Guy Talk] Dealing with Morning Wood

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. LonghornFan

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    Total out of context sig material.
     
  2. shipwreck

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    Pretty sure Clutch or others just had to clean up behind HKC. I think I mine got deleted too. HKC did some pretty impressive damage by dropping two j-bombs in two different threads within 10 minutes, and then immediately confessing how badly he needs to get laid...

    HKC, you just need to learn what to put in writing and what to keep to yourself.
     
  3. BrieflySpeaking

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    I get morning wood also homie but obviously it goes away when I pee. :eek:
     
  4. mazyar

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    Please keep the dirty out of my thread. I'm all for making fun of me, but don't turn this thread into a pile of dump. I'm just trying to stir up an interesting conversation. Ofcourse you've got to come up with an interesting topic to do that.

    Back on track: I'm not so sure what I experience is morning wood anymore. It might just be some condition. To clear up things, I don't have it for the 2 1/2 hours straight. It comes and goes. The only reason I thought it was morning wood was because I always get it when I am tired in the morning.

    It's usually associated with yawing. It's kinda like when I yawn I try to release alot of energy out of my body to shake up feeling tired. And at the same time I get an eeerrrection, as to get the blood flowing in my body.

    Something like that. I don't think I need to see a doctor for it. Maybe I'm actually in shape, healthy and have a high level of libido, unlike some people here...
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Looks like HKC got banned, and that is a shame.

    He was crazy alright, but I like voyeuring into deranged minds.

    He was an odd one...
     
  6. rezdawg

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    Morning wood occurs when you wake up...not 3 hours after you wake up. Just because it is happening during the A.M. hours doesnt make it morning wood.

    Seems like youre just a horny dude that needs a liquid explosion.
     
  7. Dairy Ashford

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    Think about an unattractive female relative or coworker (even though that could easily backfire and morph into a fetish). Or an unpleasant personal experience: like the last time you threw up, or had a really big, painful, smelly dump, or used a really dirty bathroom.
     
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    fixed :D
     
  10. London'sBurning

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    I usually get morning wood when I haven't peed all night. It's a b**** to pee with a hardon but that usually does the trick. Otherwise rub one out or exercise like someone else suggested.
     
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    Well apparently that doesn't work either. Just ask Jimmy.

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  12. cson

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    They're out to get you, better leave while you can
    Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
    You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
    So beat it, just beat it
     
  13. deadlybulb

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    Or do c*ck pushups.

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  14. Lady_Di

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    Did anyone believe him when he said he created that vag thread? I think he was just screaming for attention when nobody pay him any attentions offline.

    I wonder if he'll try to re-register under another name.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    What thread are you talking aboot? (and, yes, I've decided to be Canadian today...)
     
  16. Lady_Di

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    You must of missed that thread. It has been deleted. A poster came and asked why his girl's stuff smelled.
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    It was moderately interesting watching him slowly dig his own grave, but his act got old pretty fast. Good riddance. Seriously, we all like some good potty humor in the Hangout, but he crossed the line.

    I still maintain that there are a bunch of February “rookies” that are just new screen names for previously banned users. A lot of them just seem to know too much about bbs history. And I don’t buy that they lurked for the last 5 years, then all the sudden decided to register and start posting 8 posts per day.

    Could HKC have been that WWR guy?
     
  18. thegary

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    the problem was that he wasn't funny. i like weird and over the top but either he was just scewing with everyone or a genuine psycho.
     

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