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[Guy Talk] Dealing with Morning Wood

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. justtxyank

    justtxyank Member

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    I'm not sure what title of the thread was, but it starts off about his trip to a gay club and hooking up with a patron there. If you search it should be easy to find. Think it was recent.
     
  2. Royals Ego

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    morning wood is a trained response to not urinate in your beds... if you pee just before you go to sleep, you will not 'suffer' from morning wood

    the topic has gotten out of hand, so let me give our resident 'gay' member a helping hand

    what you have is not morning wood, it isn't even an erection, it's some serious condition that needs to be carefully examined by a physician
     
  3. Rashmon

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    Sounds like you and the tranny must be hitting it off well. Unless you're talking about your self.
     
  4. Hoee Ass

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    I was so excited about replying in this thread, and then I realized the OP was Mazyar, my penis shrank big time.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    ^^^ Uh. :confused: PLEASE, sir. No more of that. I am asking you nicely. :(


    DARN IT. :mad:
    We can fix posts, but we can't fix the first U to A in the thread title. :( FgAyIL.
     
  6. finalsbound

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    It's just the material bulging!

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  7. justtxyank

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    Honestly, if a girl notices you should just smile at her. When she gets a little weird just say "Oh don't be embarrassed, feel free to stare."

    If it's a guy who you catch noticing just say "Hey man don't feel bad. I'm sure you have SOMETHING you can be proud of."
     
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    This thread is so NSFW.

    I can't recall the last time I've experience this issue. It only happens when I see a women that arouses me.
     
  9. bamtonio

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    atleast they know your dick be LARGE
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  12. BrooksBall

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    OK, I'm convinced now that mayzar is pulling our collective leg.

    That or he just likes to slammed. <<< :D
     
  13. justtxyank

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    Not at all. I'm not manly enough to want to read details from "Mr. Likes to talk about his sex routine on the Internet" guy.

    I laughed. And then I felt a tinge of sorrow. I'd hate to be such a prick.
     
  14. marks0223

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    This thread is going the way of the vag thread from a few months ago.
     
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    Based on his posts, you should probably provide a definition of "twinge" as well as "sorrow"
     
  16. moestavern19

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    really, this entire thread is considered borderline inappropriate... what HKC has said here is certainly out of line.

    Clean up the Hangout?
     
  17. ItsMyFault

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    Agreed, but I found this thread hilarious. Good job Mazyar.
     
  18. HKC

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    lol...that was me that made that thread...
     
  19. pmac

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    I was almost certain I had a post in this thread...did it get deleted? Seems odd, it didn't have any bad language in it.

    Either way it's hilarious that HKC seems to be the only person with negative feedback. And, it seems i can't even give him positive feedback if i wanted to.
     
  20. The_Yoyo

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    seems like Clutch or another crew member went in and deleted a lot of the unnecessary, TMI, and inappropriate posts.

    and I thank them for it.
     

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