I just realized this thread was started only so the OP could hear about a bunch of dudes talk about their cranks. Disgusting.
problem with that is it sticks out and creates a bulge. I usually think about Tom Selleck's legs, and sweaty dudes playing baseball to get rid of the morningwood, but that would probably just turn on OP.
I sense many a "that's what she said" potential in this thread... ohhhmmmm.... Is the he-she that rejected you the night before at your work when you get there? If no, then what are you embarrassed about? I kid, sir. Seriously, though, I don't get that AT WORK. I get like that in the morning, sir, but not AFTER that. It's gone. Seems like you're not "getting" enough. That's just MY OPINION, though.
The thing is that this has nothing to do with with being "randy" (i.e. turned on). Just because you're er*ct, doesn't mean you want to do it (all you guys should know that). I think the cause of morning wood in my case is that I don't get enough sleep at night. I wake up too early and don't go into my deep sleep (aka REM sleep), So by the time it's 8:00 am that's when my body reaches that stage. I'm getting no advice here, so I'll just go and buy some pleated pants to try to hide it. And yes I am surrounded by 95% men at work.
Having a 3 hour erection 2 1/2 hours after waking up is not considered morning wood. You should see a doctor for that or possibly cosider becoming a day time p*rn star..
Somewhere along the line I missed when mayzar became a figure of ridicule on this BBS. I don't have the background on his story I guess. Just wanted to explain why I'm about to give a serious answer here instead of another tranny joke. I have the same thing happen to me, mayzar, although the timing is a bit different. I wake up in the same state every day at 4:45 am: soft and cursing life (or at least work). Usually about the time I arrive at work, which is 6:15-6:30 am, my morning wood has arrived. In my case I think it partly has to do with sitting down for 45-50 minutes during my commute. Because once I get out of my car and walk for a ways it starts to fade. If I park far enough away that early in the morning, I don't run into anyone before I arrive at the building and my monster has finished its salute. If you're getting yours while AT work, that's a different situation. I recommend telling everyone that its an optical illusion and your pants just look like they are shooting out at them.
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586 Granted, it may not stand up to some of the great Hangout threads of the past, but it certainly is one of the better threads of 2009. Enjoy.
