I have an excellent memory. Seriously though ............every Seinfeld fan should have this bookmarked ----------> http://www.drodd.com/seinfeld/ Seinfeld transcripts at the tips of your fingers whenever you need to quote them.
Police officer: Well, I informed him that he was exceeding the speed limit and uh, that's when he told me that he was racing home because his friend was about to commit suicide. Judge: And then what happened? Police officer: Well, then he became very loud and hysterical. He was flailing his arms about as he told the story and then he threw himself on the ground and he grabbed me around the legs and then he begged me to let him go. And when I refused, that's when he began to scream: 'My friend's going to die, my friend's going to die.' You're rigth codell, that page is worth sumfin'.
Codell, you have opened Panadora's Box Maybe RM95 couldn't find his car. JERRY: I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die. SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed. JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for? SECURITY GUARD That's up to you. JERRY So you don't care if I die. SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility. JERRY It was life and death. SECURITY GUARD Uh huh. JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. SECURITY GUARD I don't know. JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.
My guess for your arrest, is that is disorderly conduct to miss the Smeggy World Tour, am i right RM95 ???
Sorry, didn't mean to keep y'all waiting. I wasn't happy with the cop who gave me a ticket for <B>jaywalking</b> (even though it turned to walk about 3 seconds after I entered the crosswalk), and I let him know that. Now RM95's Girl is breaking up with me. Been a real pleasant week, folks.
I've never even heard of anyone getting a ticket for that! Damn cops. I respect them so much but there are so damn many who have a terrible combination of 1) nothing better to do and 2) a huge-ass ego.
Cops actually give tickets for JAYWALKING??? I thought that was something that bugs bunny cartoons made up...
Damn!..that sucks...on both counts. You know what you need to do? Get outta town for the weekend..maybe go to a gathering of friends and have some fun...
Well, that's what you get for defending Dallas in the What's so good about Dallas thread. J/K Is the artist formerly known as RM95's girl from Dallas? She went for the BMW 325I guy didn't she.
Whoo-hooo. I (mostly) called it!! sorry about the breakup though.....that sucks. (though maybe it will be the best thing in the long run---it still sucks right now)
The funny thing is that I've been saying for the past 12 years of my life, ever since a group of high schoolers got tickets for jaywalking after school was out, that the only time I'd ever be arrested is if I ever got a ticket for jaywalking, because I'd go postal. I'd understand if I was disrupting traffic, but since there wasn't another car on the road, I was pissed. I did save another girl, I believe. She was getting one at the same time, and she was extremely upset, just not as much as me!
I'm still thinking about it. It's not official yet. We both have problems that need to be worked on, it's the level of our relationship during that time that needs to be worked out. Personally, I don't think it makes much sense to take a break to fix these problems, cause if we do, and we ultimately get married, what do we do if we start having problems when we're married? Do we take a 3 month break to sort them out? And save the "she's cheating on you" or "she's a b****" comments...neither one of them are true.
Jaywalking is not something to be taken lightly. Operating a motor vehicle is a very serious responsibility. Lives are at stake here. Each and every time I drive my car, I must constantly be aware of my surroundings. This helps protect the lives of women and children who are pedestrians on our streets. When jaywalkers choose to ignore the laws of our municipalities, they are endangering themselves, operators of motor vehicles, and other pedestrians in the immediate vicinity. Jaywalkers contribute accidents which take the lives of the innocent. Police officers are protecting the law-abiding citizens by enforcing these laws. I support our men and women in uniform. (I hope at least one of you can recognize the sarcasm here)
I wouldn't presume to make that kind of a comment...I don't know you or her good enough to say something like that. as for the working things out ... imo, the single biggest factor in stayin married is the ability to rationally and quickly work out any differences in opinion you may have. I have been married almost 10 years, and I have been fortunate enough to have only had 3 major arguments with Mrs R2K over the years. What we do is stay away from each other for a couple of hours and talk it out after all tempers have cooled. Breaking up with someone(or divorcing) without making a honest attempt to work thru things just means that someone wasn't serious about the relationship in the first place. I hope you can manage to do what is best for both of you.. and you know, coming to a Rox game would give you and her enough time to decide what yall really want to do...hint hint..
I knew that you seemed familier. You were my Drivers Ed instructor... Oh wait no you weren't because my instructor did not give a crap. They had me driving on I-10 during rush hour on my second day of lessons.
Wasn't referring to you, but there have been people on this board make comments like that to posters who are having girl problems. Thanks for the advice. I'd be happy (well, not happy at all, but willing) to do the three month thing if I thought we could do it, but I don't think we could. I think the better plan is to still see each other, but in a more plutonic way, and see where it goes.
In other words......just just want the SEX without the arguing and then go home until the next hook up. Great Idea. Kidding. I hope everything works out. I have been there and done that.
