Guess Who Was Arrested Today!!!

I'm pissed about the Rockets too RM95, but sheesh. ...

 

grrr...I need the edit function. no matter, anger management specialists are everywhere.

 

You got pulled over for a minor speeding ticket, but then you tried to seduce the officer in pleasure.. (the cop was a male).

 

Didn't we all agree to stop posting drunkenly?

 

Hopefully you weren't being a jackass at one of Dallas' finest gentlemen's clubs because I would be highly disappointed.

 

D.o.D.

Um...in your sig you mention my van.....how did you know?

I live in a den of sin baby !!



DD

 

did you use this line, "you cant take my cupcake... i'm somebodies b****!"

 

This is intriguing, I'm about 2 seconds away from picking up the phone and calling someone who knows. Spill cup, spill!!!

 

Since he nevere answered, I'm assuming they nabbed him again. How was the 2nd stint in jail buddy?

 

You said one of the following to a cop:

1. I can' reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry officer I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey, you must've been doing 125mph to keep up with me, Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney????
6. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You not going to check the trunk, are you???
8. Gee officer! Thats terrific!! The last officer only gave me a warning too.
9. I pay you salary.
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? okay, just so one of us does??
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic, yes I know there are no other cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the officer said "Gee son...... you eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably responded with "Gee officer.....your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Take your pic!






ALA

 

You ever watch Seinfeld?

 

You witnessed the robbery of an obese man, video taped it, made crude jokes during the robbery and were booked on charges of violating the good samaritan law.

 

It seemd like the bbs was tilted al little more towards the right for a while...

 

I got twenty bucks that says RM95 snapped off a jihad joke while waiting in line for the scanner at DFW.

 

Even though I know what this quote references, I have to laugh because it is totally the type of thing I would do.

Still no RM95. Dude, did you use your one phone call to dial into your ISP via a cell phone to post here?

 

He probably found some new "friends" in jail and is now busy.

 

It references the final episode of Seinfeld.

 

Codell,

How in the world did you remember that entire quote?

 

Bought a Dixie Chicks album after renting "Bull Durham"?

 

RM95: Hey, didn't I see you at the policeman's ball last week?
Cop: Sir, policeman don't have balls....