Guess Who Was Arrested Today!!!

you puncked Marc Cuban in a bar for losing to the Suns.

that's sooo cool!!

 

Said something bad about the Mavericks?

 

Got into an argument about Dave Matthews vs Jon Meyer?

 

You mean guy's name is really BOOKMAN? That's amazing!

 

I'm guessing it involves a kitten, a gallon of bleach and a hammer.

 

After having to review Basic, Bringing Down the House, and Tears of the Sun, I don't blame you.

 

After Cuban said "Losing doesn't feel good, but knowing the Rockets won't make the playoffs is a good feeling"

you said "You know whats a good feeling Cuban? Your mom's lips around my ****"

Cuban then screamed at you and you socked him in the wallet.

 

An anti-war protestor had a sign that said "Chris Simms Sucks" and you went postal on his ass, right?

 

well, are you going to tell us?

I was hoping to learn after I read through all the posts....

 

You got smart with a cop during a routine traffic stop.

 

Well, you lasted 2 minutes in chat last night before being auto-booted. You probably said a naughty word. You meanie.

 

What the cops didn't get your sense of humor? Or did you take a little kids bike?

At least tell us what happened before you go to sleep.

 

Yeah, tell us already, you outlaw. WTF did you do to get arrested?

 

Ha Ha Ha you got arrested, thats hilarious. j/k

 

Speeding on a school zone with a bumper sticker that says "Born To Be Wild" with unpaid traffic tickets?

 

Don't be coy. Spill it.

Did you end up as someone's b****?

 

Was it something along the lines of serving in a minimal security prison or federal 'pound-me-in-the-ass' prison?

 

You got pulled over for speeding, the cop had a Syracuse pin on and mocked your UT bumper sticker so you told him his mother gave good oral.

 

You used the "Hook 'em Horns" line on an undercover chick cop?

I'm guessing it has nothing to do with alcohol.

 

Well, looking through old threads I came across this topic and thought for sure I knew what it was.