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[guardian]Yao Ming's honeymoon attracts copycat tourists

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. tinman

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    Is this why the Chinese Team really sucks at basketball?
    they only play on 3-on-3 courts??!!!?!!?!
     
  3. SamFisher

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    I am pretty sure that Yao is in Lake Como, according to my sources.
     
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    Maxwell's new wife is hot!
     
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    How is a 3-on-3 basketball court different from the regular ones?
     
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    Find Waldo-errr and maybe Yao
     
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    Maybe they only use half of the regular ones? :)
     
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    Yao Ming's honeymoon attracts copycat tourists
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    You are REALLY going to get it from Tinman. :)
     
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    Hope you guys enjoyed it... considering how much gay p*rn I had to sort through to find this pic. Some of the other pics that came up on the searches are just not for a family bbs.
     
  11. tinman

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    Maybe Yao could hook Vernon up with a nice girl who isnt a gold digger and bizatch. they can be friends and help solve the worlds problems.
    like in Big Trouble in Little China.

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  12. tinman

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    its really 5 on five, but 2 players on each team don't really play defense, they just cherry pick.
     
  13. SamFisher

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    Are you sure? I thought it had something to do with the one child policy. SInce families can only have one kid they can only play 3 on 3, like Yao and his Mom and Dad used to do.
     
  14. tinman

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    I thought it was you had 5 players on your team, but one of them got sick cause they ate of some bad seafood, so you have 4. Then one of them decides he's too good for you, so he Yi Janlians your team. then you are stuck with 3.
     
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    How come Yao's mom and dad were only allowed to have one child when Commie China was poised to take over the world with their covert project to produce Yao in massive quantity? Obviously it doesn't compute.

    Speaking of computation, here's something interesting from a simple googling.

    It turns out the average family size in the US is 3.14, not a whole lot bigger than the much maligned 3-per-family in PRC.

    Hmm, 3.14 sure sounds familiar to us.

    Pi anyone?

    Let's see, if 3-on-3 basketball court is advertised in China to "cater for" typical Chinese family, shall we pimp those in US as something called "pie-on-pie"?
     
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    Nah, the 'American Imperialists' just do American Pies :D

    Mmmm... like warm apple pie... LOL!!! :D
     
  17. Carl Herrera

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    That's why Veron Maxwell's arrest is spurring copycat tourists among the African American community?
     
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    The Haters want to derail a great BIG YAO Thread.
    What black venom they spew.
    They are the evil black suit,

    I and the heroes are the RED.. the RED SPIDERMAN!!
     

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