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I think in AB's momma's case, it'd me "Mommas in a tarp".

 

Last one...

Your momma is just like a toilet bowl...BIG, WHITE, AND FULL OF ****!!!


...until we meet again.


And no B-Bob, she didn't realize that "Guess" was a brand name so she guessed Levis, therefore if I had on Levis the joke would be on me...get it?

"hello, hello is this thing on"

 

I think he was laughing at you for wearing Guess jeans in the first place.

 

I clogged the bathtub drain the last time I cleaned the playing field. Therefore it has been awhile.

 

Exactly. I follwed the logic, AB, but thanks. GUESS jeans, heaven help you.

 

That's what she said.

 

Satan: "Yo momma sucks cocks in hell."
from The Exorcist

Now, who really believes Satan would say that? Would Satan stoop to a yo momma dis.

Now I could see Satan say to the Exorcist, "Jesus's momma was so ugly, his daddy had to pray to God to **** her."

Or maybe he'd say to the Exorcist, "Yo momma's so nasty, she douches with your holy water."

but that whole "sucks cocks in hell" is as lame as "yo momma wears combat boots." I just couldn't believe the Exorcist after that line.

 

Yo mama's so fat, she could use a mattress as a Maxi pad.

 

Where does "You don't do that, you must always give the Dream back his change" come from?

 

I agree ... that is HILARIOUS!!! Oh man ... I gotta remember this one!

 

It was posted in a thread about Dream's tendency to rely on violence to solve a problem. Story wnet that during practice a player had not given Dream his change after Dream made a shot. so Hakeem walked up to the other player, keep in mind Dream was a rookie when this happened and the other guy a vet, so Dream walks ove to the other guy, b**** slaps him and made the now famous statement "You don't do that! You must always give the Dream back his change!"

Also keep in mind I claimed it as my signature almost immediately, all others are imposters.

 

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell out of a tree she went straight to hell.

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

Yo mamma like a bowling ball, picked up, finger, and thrown in the gutter.

 

SSG,

What does it mean to "give back change"? High-five?

 

getting the ball back to make another shot attempt after hitting your previous shot.

 

It's okay, fadeaway. You wouldn't know if you've never made a shot before.

 

Yeah, well, I could totally whip your butt at chess! You won't be getting any change back when I fork your king and queen with my knight. So there!




I sure showed him.

 

Up until this point in the thread, I was laughing soo hard..I could barely read!

 

I dunno, HP, maybe she didn't like to suck before. That would make it like...you know... hell.

I guess only Satan would know.

Unless she liked it. Then I'm all messed up with that.

 

I need to floss more.