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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Jan 2, 2003.

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  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    That's gross. Does your wife know about your secret fantasies?
     
    #41 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  2. DallasThomas

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    OMG....please don't quit! LOL!!
     
    #42 DallasThomas, Jan 3, 2003
  3. drapg

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    this is seriously turning into the best thread i've ever read.
     
    #43 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  4. Another Brother

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    Gross? Asking a midget to smell your hair, that's gross!

    This my friend, is practice...
     
    #44 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  5. Rocketman95

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    Good, I hope it's not the real thing. I'd need a 10 drink minimum to laugh at you.
     
    #45 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  6. Summer Song Giver

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    You must mean if your eyes were closed cuz with'em opem it's pretty easy:D
     
    #46 Summer Song Giver, Jan 3, 2003
  7. Rocketman95

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    Good point. :D
     
    #47 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  8. pippendagimp

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    This is some great shht...almost like seinfeld and newman!
     
    #48 pippendagimp, Jan 3, 2003
  9. Sonny

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    Stop it! People are staring at me for laughing too much. ;)
     
    #49 Sonny, Jan 3, 2003
  10. Another Brother

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    Don't get mad, I'm only playing.






    The tooth didn't feel that bad. :cool:
     
    #50 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Ouch! Here's looking at you, RM95:
    [​IMG]
     
    #51 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  12. Rocketman95

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    Dude, that's a white Billy.

    Again, it's hard to compete with someone who brags about imaginary homosexual blow jobs.
     
    #52 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Uh huh huh. You said "hard." Huh huh.
     
    #53 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  14. Another Brother

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    Especially with a guy who claims to have seen my wife last night.

    If you can't stand the heat...

    Come on RM95 say it ain't so. You gettin pissed?

    If so I will not journey into the library of "momma jokes" that I have at my disposal.

    You know, like...

    Your mommas so ugly, she's got to get the vibrator drunk...
     
    #54 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  15. Rocketman95

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    So far from pissed, buddy.

    Yo mommas so stupid, she tried to go to a Rated R movie, saw it said "17 and under not admitted", so she went and got 17 of her friends.
     
    #55 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  16. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Let's see if we could make that any longer...

    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought her solar-powered calculator wouldn't work under a fluorescent light and even when it worked she tried to use the programming function to add 1 plus 2, which she needed a calculator for because she's so stupid.
     
    #56 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  17. Another Brother

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    nicely done...

    Yo momma has been in a trailer park so long, she thought a sub-division was a math problem.
     
    #57 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  18. Rocketman95

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    Yo mommas so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
     
    #58 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  19. drapg

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    man... momma jokes make me nervous.

    I used to spew them at friends at my old job all the time. I came to find out months later that one of my friends took them to heart and started to hate me.

    Let's just say having a coworker dislike you a lot doesn't help for the working environment. Especially when he goes all "chick" on you and stops talking to you.
     
    #59 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  20. drapg

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    I heard that one on 104.3 this morning. One of the random morning DJ's was telling "momma" jokes one after the other and he used it.

    first time i'd heard it.... of course the other dj's cackled with that fake ass laugh that must be taught in journalism 101.
     
    #60 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
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