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  1. Rocketman95

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    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
     
    #21 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  2. B-Bob

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    Whoops. Let me beat somebody to this punch. Andre is deceased. :(
     
    #22 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  3. Summer Song Giver

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    Forecast, clear and smooth, no motion in the ocean at all. Least that's what I heard:D
     
    #23 Summer Song Giver, Jan 3, 2003
  4. Summer Song Giver

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    Yep, just laid there for over ifteen years, no raising him:D
     
    #24 Summer Song Giver, Jan 3, 2003
  5. drapg

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    Man did this thread take a turn for the worst.

    As for shampooing the pubes, I never thought of that. That area sure gets a lot more action than your other head. Interesting...
     
    #25 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  6. Another Brother

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    Can't row the boat with a small oar...
     
    #26 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  7. Summer Song Giver

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    Chicks dig the shave:D
     
    #27 Summer Song Giver, Jan 3, 2003
  8. Rocketman95

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    Since I have no witty comeback to your professional ones, :rolleyes:, I'll resort to this:

    That's not what your wife said last night.

    :p
     
    #28 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  9. B-Bob

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    You mean a "turn for the worse," Mr. Split End Pubes.
     
    #29 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  10. Sonny

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    Where is red to back you up? ;)

    You are some sick SOB's! :D

    smooth is cool!
     
    #30 Sonny, Jan 3, 2003
  11. Rocketman95

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    Talk about a not needed visual.
     
    #31 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  12. drapg

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    Man I missed your humor B-Bob. Maybe I should get a shampoo commercial like Kelly Ripa and talk to some mysterious person off camera about my folical problems. God I hate those types of commercials! (Where they act like they're being interviewed and there is no camera around.)
     
    #32 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  13. Another Brother

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    So that's where she was, wow she did mention that she met some guy whose unit was so small that he could pee on his balls...

    ...damn she was frustrated when she got home:cool:
     
    #33 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  14. DallasThomas

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    AHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    My mind's eye just went blind!!!!!
     
    #34 DallasThomas, Jan 3, 2003
  15. drapg

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    holy ****. that's the funniest thing i think i've ever read. i can't stop laughing.
     
    #35 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  16. B-Bob

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    I missed you too, drapg! I've made a card for you!
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    To drapg,
    With sincere underwater kittens for the new year,
    B-Bob

    AB, that was damned funny and this whole thread is worth while now, especially with the scoreboard:
    AB: 27
    RM95: 0
     
    #36 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  17. Another Brother

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    RM got wifey involved, that should get him a least a 2!:p
     
    #37 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  18. Rocketman95

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    Plus, if this were in person, and not a message board, it'd be 27-2 the other way.

    The myth, is just that.

    :)
     
    #38 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  19. DallasThomas

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    We need to start up a thread where just AB and B-Bob go at it. Almost like a hip-hop battle, but with more of a Comedy Central Roast flavor.


    Underwater kittens and testicle-pissing small penises...:D
     
    #39 DallasThomas, Jan 3, 2003
  20. Another Brother

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    Wow I'm flattered that you remembered. How is that tooth anyway? It scratched like hell, keep practicing with the banana..:eek:
     
    #40 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
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