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Greg Oden might take his talents to China

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by mr. 13 in 33, Aug 13, 2015.

  1. mr. 13 in 33

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Former No. 1 overall pick Greg Oden is reportedly close to signing a deal in China. <a href="http://t.co/LAglx4BP8C">http://t.co/LAglx4BP8C</a> <a href="http://t.co/bvx8oeCLAK">pic.twitter.com/bvx8oeCLAK</a></p>&mdash; theScore (@theScore) <a href="https://twitter.com/theScore/status/631815444823851008">August 13, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
  2. Yung-T

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    Chinese condoms faint.
     
  3. krnxsnoopy

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    pr0n talents?
     
  4. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Great time to become a gynecologist in China. I might switch professions
     
  5. Jugdish

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    Remember, you have to adjust the angle at which you perform all procedures 90 degrees.
     
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    牛阴茎

    Niú yīnjīng
     
  7. daywalker02

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    Big tail Oden? Done deal and not might go to China deal.
     
  8. Jontro

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    RIP vaginas in Jiangsu
     
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    Having been to China, I would not advise it. China has its strong points but they are not yet very accommodating with ramps, handrails etc. for the disabled.
     
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    Move over Confucius. There is a new wise, old man in town.
     
  11. Liberon

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    He was more touted than even Tim Duncan coming out of college. Just a shame that nothing could help his physical disparities.
     
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    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Is his "baggage" considered carry on, or does he have to check it?
     
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    Either way, pretty sure the airline will charge him big money for overweight baggage.
     
  14. mr. 13 in 33

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Greg Oden signs in China

    <a href="http://t.co/KPM7e7UAsg">http://t.co/KPM7e7UAsg</a> <a href="http://t.co/N5BrW25zO0">pic.twitter.com/N5BrW25zO0</a></p>&mdash; CBS Sports NBA (@CBSSportsNBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/CBSSportsNBA/status/633030285475475456">August 16, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
  15. Ohreally

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    China is scooping up all the NBA rejects not a surprise.
     
  16. LosRockets2011

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    They forgot Lin
     
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  17. Harrisment

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    Damn those poor Chinese women aren't going to know what to make of that thing.
     
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    it'll probably get a shoe contract with peak.
     
  19. Harrisment

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    That is perfect! He rests it on a sidecar built into his signature shoes.
     
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  20. dmorey

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    his dong is just the right size for such a big guy
    it would be sad if he was that tall and had a regular sized weiner
    yao is 7'6" - he must have a huge member right? :)
     

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